ponos

Humorous misspelling of the word "penis." Comes from a translation of a Fate/Stay Night parody comic, where the translators kept the Japanese convention of using circles to edit out certain letters of certain words; the self-censored term for "penis" thus appeared as "p•n•s", and conceivably as "ponos," "pOnOs" or "p0n0s" - all variations which have been used on the internet. Usually used in conjunction with another similarly censored term, vagooo.

Put your ponos up to my vagooo and j-JAM IT IN! (Actual usage from the original Fate/Stay Night parody)

by Michael Whatsit April 10, 2007

poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

poonshlogging

the act of taking a poon and shlogging the hell out of it

The kids were late for school again today due to an excessive amount of poonshlogging the previous night.

by Drey Petrozzi November 11, 2006

poonsabi

the best counterstrike to to hit the history of gaming

man, we just got poonsabi'd by those guys

by poonsabi November 1, 2008

poon doggie

n. 1. Any heterosexual man who has a voracious appetite for sexual activity and who is often not limited by convention when applying lovemaking techniques.
2. Any man who actively and incessantly chases after women with the intent of bedding them.

"Did you hear about Dennis? That poon doggie did it again, this time with Becky."

by Major Major Admiral Quincy P. Ryan III January 15, 2007

poon room

A room a that is used for poon related activity's.

I'll be getin it all night in the
"poon room."

Wooo! Sweet loven down in the "poon room" at the Holiday Inn!

by Pimpz Modanu April 16, 2009

poon splash

when your girl squirts in a bucket/cup and then you poor it on a sleeping persons face.

Yo i woke jimmy up with a poon splash!

by soowooooppp October 21, 2009