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Poomerang

POO-merr-ang. Noun. Primarily used in corporate office environments involving the distribution of poo. Not to be confused with poo that rolls uphill or downhill, the poomerang is poo that is sent but inevitably returns at much higher velocity to its original vendor.
Nathan: "Why are these servers so messed up. The person who put these in must have been really dumb!!!"

Rick: "Uh, dude. You're the one who put them in, and built them wrong. Now go fix it. Poomerang, man."
by KJ275 August 7, 2012
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Pooperang

A small floating piece of excrement that defies all attempts at flushing.
Dude, you left a couple of pooperangs in the toilet. Not cool.
by holdencoleman January 24, 2009
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pooper nutter

someone who is buzz kill in every situation.
Person 1: Hey! I just got accepted to college!
Person 2: did you know 80% of the students there end up dying slow and painful deaths?
Person 1: what?
Person 3: jeezz mon, you a pooper nutter.
by toschoolforcool March 19, 2011
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Ninja Pooper

A stealthy ninja who poops in the toilet while someone else is using the shower. The ninja pooper then leaves it there with the lid open and exits without making a sound. They are now perplexed at whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all.
While someone is using the shower, a ninja pooper silently walks in and takes the browns to the superbowl without them knowing. You then proceed to exit the room without flushing to confuse the other person as to whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all. Priceless.
by Sixshot891 July 6, 2011
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The Pooper

The Pooper is a game that everyone is playing. The main objective of the game is to not poop your pants. If you fail to resist the urge to use the bathroom in your pants, then you have lost the pooper and need to announce to everyone "I have lost the pooper".
friend 1:"I was with Jessica last night when I lost the pooper. worst moment in my life. The cleanup was horrible!"
friend 2:"dang that sucks, I hope I never lose the pooper around my friends :("
friend 1:"dude... I just lost the pooper >.<"
by Weirdpersondude February 27, 2020
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flooper my pooper

To have anal sex
by BJCC June 21, 2010
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poopernickel

A fast method of transport used in Austria to get from place to place. Very like a tram only with Lederhosen!
It only costs 5 marks to ride the poopernickel from Berlin to Munich and back!
by bigger J September 11, 2006
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