Brown Plague

An unfortunate sickness of the stomach that requires one to be almost permanently stationed on the toilet. The increase in the number of bowl movements is typically accompanied by a stool consistency similar to muddy water.
i.e. Hershey Squirts

I'm sorry bro, I can't make it out tonight. I've got a bad case of the brown plague. I've been on the toilet all day.

by scroTIMOTHY January 23, 2017

all holes plugged

when a group of guys get a girl and run a train on every hole she has.

me billy greg and carlos and mike plugged up valeria until she almost burst
concluding all holes plugged

by crazyhypebeastlick December 9, 2008

Mourneabbey Plague

An severe illness that is friend induced.

Supposed Friend: Hi, want a lift home
Person: As long as you don't give me Mourneabbey plague
Supposed Friend: I Promise
*lies*

"My gave me Mourneabbey plague, but it's still better than a rudolph thong"

by mutedude98 January 13, 2008

Teh Plague

Contrary to common misconception this infact means very good or amazing. One is often amazed at the amazingness of something when using this phrase.

Guy 1: "I just won a million pounds.."
Guy 2: "zOMG, DAT IS TEH PLAGUE!111! WANNA BE BFFL M8!!?"
Guy 1: "FU bish"

by Madame Bugatti October 16, 2008

Ghetto Plague

Like the plagues from the Bible, you are sure God is trying to tell you something when you can't escape things like roaches, bedbugs, crackheads, and alcoholics. Poor people have shit in their face every day.

Living in that tore back building with all those roaches, I was sure I was a victim of the Ghetto Plague.
There's a crackhead on every corner trying to sell their ass in my neighborhood. We have the Ghetto Plague.
I have a persecution complex. It's the Ghetto Plague.

by MadamexXx February 24, 2009

ballbonic plague

A rash on the taint/ABC region of a woman from having a mans dirty balls slapping against it during missionary intercourse.

Susan-"Ahh, my taint itches. Do you have any ointment?

Amy-"Sorry, No. What happened?"

Susan-"I think I got the ballbonic plague from this long haul trucker I was fucking yesterday. I knew his balls smelled funny."

Amy-(Vomits)

by thementant September 18, 2012

pubonic plague

this strange illness is much like the bubonic plague only its an increased explosion of pubic hair. it can cover your whole body making you look like chewbaka or it can make you look like a human tumble weed.

omg my pubs have grown so much like an afro

help i cant stop rolling becuase my pubes have entangled me

hey mister do you have a cure for the pubonic plague??

by the dark devil August 16, 2006