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Twat Plates

(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.
Examples of 'twat plates':

A55 HO7E
N0 P3N15
5AGGY VA91NA
by Just_Tom September 11, 2010
mugGet the Twat Platesmug.

Fake Plate

The fake plating they put on brass and sell on Auction sites as real.It could be Silver or Gold plating on brass or some other non precious metal.
John "I got this on KneeBay for 3$ and it's an awesome necklace!"
Smith "I'm glad you're happy with your Fake Plate necklace!"
by MarkDB1973 July 21, 2010
mugGet the Fake Platemug.

Dinner Plating

When you shit on a frisbee and throw it at someone.
Dude, I can't believe he was caught dinner plating.
by Ryunoku July 15, 2023
mugGet the Dinner Platingmug.

inflated and plated

Term to define a parked vehicle that is technically not an eyesore. Stems from the minimum standard required to keep a vehicle in your driveway in Troy, Michigan. If all the tires are inflated and the car is plated, it meets the requirements of Chapter 82, Section 302.8 of the Troy Property Maintenance Code.
Dave's cars are far from collectors' pieces or even rough-around-the-edges daily drivers. Dave's more of an 'inflated and plated' kind of car owner.
by cytto August 11, 2020
mugGet the inflated and platedmug.

blocking the plate

When you only get to third base because she's dick tease.
I was gonna score but she was blocking the plate.
by Taint Blocker June 1, 2017
mugGet the blocking the platemug.

Hossing plate

My Girl: what are you doing right now?

Me: Hossing Plate

My Girl: what????

Me: ???
by Saggytit69 August 9, 2021
mugGet the Hossing platemug.

plate-egg

A childish term for a fried egg, as popularised by the famous street linguist Alison Johnson.
"I want a plate-egg."
by Pimp-daddy D January 11, 2007
mugGet the plate-eggmug.

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