Pittsburgh Penguins

Only the best NHL team in the salary cap era. They have one 3 cups from 2009-2017 and in total have 5 Stanley cup championships and have won back to back TWICE. They have captain Sidney Crosby and assistant Evgeni Malkin.

"Which NHL team is your favorite?" "Duh, the Pittsburgh Penguins."

by nhlluver June 12, 2018

pittsburgh pothole

The act of ejaculating into your own, or anothers beellybutton.

guy 1:When i jacked off today i totally pittsburgh potholed myself.

guy 2: STFU you nasty peice of shit!

by basketballp1mp May 31, 2010

pittsburgh steelers

yes our fans r hicks and rednecks but doesnt every team have fans that r hicks and rednecks

ours r more committed and better then everyone else

we won 6 super bowls

SUCK IT!!!!!

guy 1: aww man the pittsburgh steelers are champions again

fan: SUCK IT!!!

by why_is_everyone_named_john August 17, 2010

Pittsburgh Penguins

the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats

Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol

Mig Back: because he is too gay

Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.

Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro

by starmangriff February 26, 2023

Pittsburgh Toilet

A fully-functioning toilet set in a highly visible and public area.

She had to relieve herself, but was terrified of being scrutinized by the others at the party whilst using the Pittsburgh Toilet.

by Spanx D. Mon'quie April 5, 2022

Pittsburgh Muffler

When one has a wet fart while receiving a rim job.

We were having a good time until she Pittsburgh mufflered me in the mouth

by Fireman100000 December 14, 2018

Pittsburgh roulette

n. The game where you are never sure of the amount of pressure needed to make the ketchup/catsup come out of the squeeze bottle dispenser. Too little pressure, and no ketchup/catsup comes out. Too much (or sometimes just the right amount) and you end up with 2 ounces/60 grams of ketchup/catsup on your burger/hot dog/kielbasa/self.

So named due to the United States' largest ketchup/catsup manufacturer and maker of the squeeze bottles in question being Heinz Foods, based in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US.

Person 1: "Why do you have ketchup/catsup all over you?"
Person 2: "I lost a rousing game of Pittsburgh roulette."

by Picksburgh Pete May 3, 2018