Ping Pong

A politically incorrect generic given name for a person of Asian ancestry.

Me: Upon leaving the laundromat, the clerk said, "Sank you most honorable man, come gain wheel soon."

Friend: What was her name?

Me: I don't know, Ping Pong?!?

by Agent Charlie Orange June 3, 2009

ping-pong

Cockney rhyming slang for "strong"

He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub. -Barfly Jack

by Your Testicles September 11, 2011

ping pong

a game for those who want all the excitement and aspects of tennis without moving all that much.

unless you are amazing, then you stand 13 feet from the table and wail away at the ball and by some miracle the thing goes in.

kevin- hey, doug lets go play ping pong all day long so we can be awesome like those guys who can stand 13 feet from the table

doug-yeah ok!

by overkoven January 5, 2008

Poppity-Ping

Welsh slang word meaning 'Microwave'

Welsh child: Dad, how do you reheat this?

Welsh Dad: Ohh, jsut shove it in the poppity-ping for a few minutes.

by Raychhhh August 15, 2008

ping me

Typically said on IRC when someone wants to find out how fast their internet response is. People reading this should then PING the person requesting.

<luser> Arg! my network sucks this morning.
<luser> ping me
/ctcp luser ping
luser PING reply: 84 secs

by sublimal June 25, 2004

ping pong'd

When you take a man's penis between your open palms and use your hands like ping pong paddles to bat it back and fourth.

"Dude,she was right in the middle of blowing me when all of the sudden I got ping pong'd. I almost starting laughing right there but I didn't want to ruin it."

by Silky Gooch October 5, 2009

ping ting

A female of asian ancestry

Yo, I was at the club lastnight and I saw a lot of fine ass ping ting!

I was watching this Gwen Stefani video and there was nothing but these hot ping ting following her

by Marcus Kissoon February 8, 2007