pette

The hardest, baddest motherfucker on the streets. Definitely has a 12 foot cock.

Dam pette is a pussy slayer

by Odin pette August 22, 2017

petty lust

A term coined to mean the lust that one feels for someone that is not full on "I HAVE TO HAVE YOU RIGHT NOW" and yet is not just "Oh hey you're kind of hot." It is that middle ground of being attracted to someone more than just a little bit but still not enough to potentially go out of your way to act on it.

"What do you think of Jamie?"
"Oh he's pretty hot...yeah I'd tap that."
"Ask him out!"
"No, it's just petty lust."

by KateKate May 15, 2006

two way petting zoo

an amazing idea by jim halpert: you pet the animals, they pet you back

hey charles, wanna go to a two way petting zoo?

by klofish105 June 14, 2018

Petting the White Rhino

a slang term used for doing cocaine through the rectum.

"Dave Breedlove likes Petting the White Rhino while on holiday in Caracas."

by Cris Cotner May 28, 2008

Petting the eagle

Using American-based imagery to get consumers to purchase your product.

I've seen a lot of corporations petting the eagle since September 11th.

by The Commadore September 29, 2008

Petty-fuck

Noun. 1.An extremely irritating person who over analyzes everything due to being anal retentive 2.A complete nit-picking unlikable person that "grates" on other's nerves who critiques others while committing infractions himself.

Dale said to Jeff, "Stop nit-picking everyone in this car you miserable petty-fuck!" Or else you can walk home.

by RunninRonan October 16, 2017

bo pettus

Hot sexy beast who gets all the chicks

Look at that bo pettus

by Hdbhs June 25, 2015