Pantaphobia

Afraid of everything.

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)

by Lezzy February 22, 2019

Phantom poo

A poo that hides behind the U bend of the toilet, therefore leaving only its phantom essence.

As I stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that I must have had a phantom poo.

by Jasta111 June 27, 2007

phantom

to disappear without notice from a party; to go 'phantom'

Also can be used as a nickname for people who commonly do this

hey where'd mike go?
dunno, must have gone phantom

by Andy-roo November 19, 2007

Phantom Swap

A maneuver which a male engaged in vaginal intercourse attempts to stealthily swap into anal intercourse with minimal resistence from the female.

So I was totally having sex with this chick and decided to bring out the phantom swap. It didn't go over well.

by Teh Beej July 9, 2006

Danny Phantom

One of Nick's best shows ever!! Has one of the largest followings in the channels history and is really one of the most relateable shows actually on telivision!

Danny Phantom Rocks everyone's socks!

by KTisME July 16, 2008

plastic pantamime

A location frequented by media monkeys and junket junkies. If one is invited, it is recomended to throw the invites away.

The media monkeys and the junket junkies will invite you to the plastic pantamime; throw their invites away.

by U2yams January 17, 2008

phantom duker

a phantom duker is someone who participates in the pastime of phantom duking, which is the act of doing the #2 in a public place or near people.

Bob is the phantom duker.

by the bonkers November 11, 2006