pifer

1) A bitch. 2) Someone of an unpleasant nature. 3) A mean lady.

You're a real pifer, huh?

by Cherry February 28, 2003

dick puffer

1. a person who puffs on the cock. a person with problems smokin the cock hardcore style.

2. your mother
3. you

1. hey nick j. wat are you doing? sorry man i gotta puff dick.

2. stop puffing my dick nick j.

by little shit talker October 5, 2004

puffer dick

A man that when he gets erections, his cock grows outwards instead of longwards.

Scotty: O jesus last night when I was watching "Backdoor Sluts 9" i got a puffer dick.

Skeeter: HOLY SHIT!!!!

by Harry Dyck July 15, 2007

puffer

A state of engorgement of the penis between completely flaccid and fully erect. Often observed just after sex, during moderate sexual stimulation or just after waking up (as opposed to a full-on morning missile).

Shit, Billy-Bob, I got me a serious puffer lookin' at Daisy Duke's ass. I'm about one minute away from a complete woody.

C'mon, honey, just gimme a couple licks on this puffer and I'll fuck you back into the stone age before breakfast!

by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005

pufferfish

An obnoxious, self-entitled, troll-like person.

Oh no, the pufferfish is tagging along with Kambiz after hiding in his trunk.

by Friggin' genius May 1, 2009

Puffer

A fat chick that is a little more than chunky. She's fluffy and squshy like bread dough. This condition is usually caused by too many hostess cakes and sitting on her ass waiting for prince charming.

Girl 1- so do you think I can afford to get any of the guys here drunk enough to take home a puffer like me?
Girl 2- if you're just looking to suck dick I'm sure there's a few that would be willing.

by Dark-kitty May 1, 2010

Puffer

A small, exotic dancer with a flamboyant personality.

Yo, that puffer is puffin!

by Ondoyt February 3, 2010