ocular penitration

the scientific term for skull fucking.
were you rip out someones eye and then make sweet sweet love to the eye socket.

yo you wanna go ocular penitration someone tonight?.....pirates do it all the time.

by jesse tomasello December 17, 2008

Petite Lap Giraffe

Viral euphemism for penis dick main vein johnson willy cock schlong popular term so that advertisers can pull one over on the FCC

I'm going to get her to come over and play with my petite lap giraffe.

Last night she gave my petite lap giraffe a complete tour of her jungle

Yesterday during the wrestling match, did you see that petite lap giraffe getting squeezed without the ref seeing anything, until the other guy did a UFIA ?

by MaxandGrinch April 12, 2011

Penit

a term used to describe areas or buildings that are designated as legal graffiti areas.

Miami has the most well known graffiti penits.

by bevus1 January 1, 2014

Petit

Skinny. Bean Pole looking. Similar to the Nelson twins after a six-month anorexia trip. Derived from the latin word petite. Anyone Petit is so skinny they lost the e.

The danger of being Petit is that the indiviual may start to take on certain Klingon like traits.

The other day I was hanging at the taco stand and this girl walked by. She was so petit I force fed her my Burrito.

by Tom Baker September 14, 2006

Petite

A more slender woman.

My friend is about 5 ft 7 and is Petite since she really decreased weight! By that her size now is smaller that she even can wear girls clothing.

by Arturo Bhutan December 25, 2018

Petit Mort

A small death.

As he injected he felt the familiar petit mort of the drug in his system.

by Hector July 16, 2003

petit

Coming from the french word for small, this describes tiny, anorexic or stunted growth females. Similarly, the type of male that chases after these would happen to have a small penis, and would become deluded into thinking that he has something big down there when he recieves no complaints.

You like petit girls. I like to make them loose.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004