Skip to main content

Secret Peter

A Person, usually a woman, who you are in love with, yet he/she doesn't know it.
"So you like Stephanie then?"
"Yes, she's my Secret Peter"
by English Language Contributer February 9, 2010
mugGet the Secret Peter mug.

Small Hands, Large Peter

A man with unusually small hands that make his manhood look large.
Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"

Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."
by T_rump_supporter April 18, 2013
mugGet the Small Hands, Large Peter mug.

saint peter

Simon, renamed Peter (latin for rock or something, him being the rock of christianity). The first Pope.
by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004
mugGet the saint peter mug.

Saint Peter

Is known biblically as the first pope, "The first stone to build his (God's) kingdom.."

The keeper of the gates (the keys) of heaven.

He was crucified upside down per his own request because he believed that he was not worthy to be crucified like Jesus. Consequently his cross is the inverted cross, which to some may be satanic. "Coincidentally," Jesus at one point does call Saint Peter "Satan" because "For you are not setting your mind on the things of God, but on the things of man.” Matthew 16:23; here, there is a distinction between Lucifer and Satan.

He is syncretized with the Orisha Ogun in the Santería tradition.
Ogun is also associated with keys.
saint peterpetersaintsaintsogunsatan
by canterchanter January 6, 2013
mugGet the Saint Peter mug.

Shmeter Peter

A.J. has such a Shmeter peter
by Aaaaye jay May 20, 2014
mugGet the Shmeter Peter mug.

saints peter and paul williamsville

a school in williamsville, new york filled with biased teachers who think they are the shit when they are actually just whores. kids are piss asses who think because they are teachers pets they will make it big.
what school do you go to?
saints peter and paul williamsville

oh damn
by endyenk February 21, 2019
mugGet the saints peter and paul williamsville mug.

Spieling Peter Pan

He is Peter Pan...fully embodying the forever youthful Peter Pan.
Spieling Peter Pan is Peter Pan.
by Polaroid_heart July 27, 2011
mugGet the Spieling Peter Pan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email