new poor

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.

"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

by 6uldv8 July 25, 2016

Functional Poor

This word defines a certain catergory of people*, who can afford to go to school abroad and go on vacation every year, but are poor.

*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.

“Oh Yusuf? Yea, he goes to school abroad and has a vacation every year, but don’t worry, he’s functional poor.”

by assstrroo October 5, 2018

Poor Moon

Inexpensive beer which is light in character, mixed with orange juice, preferably without pulp

poor moon...PBR, take a sip, pour Everfresh OJ in the top

by bshy October 2, 2013

Poor Pirate

A girl who has a lot of booty but no chest.

Those Brazilian porn star girls are some serious poor pirates!

by Socr8s August 26, 2012

Poor claw

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.

I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Claw instead!

by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020

crypto-poor

Having a large amount of money in crypto currency, but refusing to take any of it out of one’s crypto wallet, in fear of not making more money.

He’s crypto-poor. He has a million in doge but lives in a shoebox apartment.

by DazzyTheMermaid May 17, 2021

Poser Poor

A person who lies to collects welfare, free food, and free medical insurance while they actually are making more money then you. Poser poor are the people who go to food pantries so they can afford to get a new pool, jewelry, and expensive dinners.

I can’t believe they are poser poor.

by Booooomerrr! October 1, 2019