orgasm 

something you'll never give her cause yo dick to small

person 1: oh fuck man im a virgin
person 2: well good luck
~afterwards~
person 3: I CANT EVEN ORGASM WITH YOUR SMALL DICK

orgasm by bigtata_bish1! December 11, 2023

Orgasm 

1. Don't say this in an 8th-grade boys' gym locker room
2. Dont say this in an 8th-grade health class (during the reproductive system unit)
3. Say this if you wanna lose your rizz and aura.

1. Gym Teacher: Our word of the week is orgasm
Also Gym Teacher: oh shit.
2. Health teacher: today we will be learning about... ORGASMS?!?! WTF?!?!
3. Science teacher: orgasms are what living cells make... WAIT I MEANT ORGANI-
Your science partner: HE SAID ORGASM XD!!!!!!!
You: Bro lost aura for that.

Orgasm by UDaddict121 December 24, 2024

[orgasm] 

A mythical force known only to men. not to be mistaken for the "fake" ohhhhhhhh that females portray.

"in layman's terms even if you have a 14" crooked penis, a man will never succeed in his journey to give a female this false idea of sexual pleasure."

1. Shut up woman, I know that orgasm isn't real. I got mine and i want to go to sleep!!!!!

[orgasm] by the omniscient 1 November 2, 2008

orgasm donation program 

When someone is willing to provide another person sexual pleasure with absolutely zero expectation of receiving anything what-so-ever in return.

Her: "I owe you one, anything, you name it"

Him: "How about a no strings attached blowjob?"

Her: "Sorry I don't support the orgasm donation program, I only give as well as I receive."

orgasm donation program by Mama fucker August 13, 2012

orgasm denial 

The act of not letting your partner release their orgasm; a sexual kink

person 1: Man, I tried orgasm denial for the first time last night.
person 2: You're a freak... how'd it go?
person 1: It hurt like hell, but when I finally did come, it felt SO much better than normal.

orgasm denial by Mrs.QueenJeon July 24, 2017

orgasm cocoon

1. (n.) The relaxed blissful state a woman is in after she has cum several times. 2. (n.) The state in which a man, after making a woman cum several times, is able to get away with saying almost anything.

She would've kicked me in the balls, but luckily she was still in her orgasm cocoon.

orgasm cocoon by whateverUSA December 12, 2010

orgasm eyes 

when your eyes look like you are having an orgasm. coined by Stewie Griffin in the Family Guy episode "The Blind Side."

Stewie: 1, 2, 3, 4, I'm dancing from my vagina, 1, 2, 3, 4, I'm grinding, I'm grinding. Orgasm eyes, orgasm eyes, and we're done.

orgasm eyes by JohnnyLurg January 31, 2012