What you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.
by Night of the Living Deuce April 28, 2014
Get the Toilet Zombiemug. The wrinkles that form in one's pant legs from being pushed down for extended periods of time when sitting on the toilet.
* at John's party *
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."
by Danglin Billies January 26, 2017
Get the Toilet Wrinklesmug. by Krazykay420 May 12, 2015
Get the Milk toiletmug. by Hoss91IEP January 7, 2015
Get the Wreck a Toiletmug. While at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). No one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.
Eff me, I was out till 4:30 am last night LB'ing this broad, I really could use a toilet nap right now.
by Joe Co June 24, 2008
Get the toilet napmug. I went to the bathroom and made a massive toilet noodle!
It smells like someone is baking a toilet noodle!
It smells like someone is baking a toilet noodle!
by Atomic-Tom December 19, 2010
Get the Toilet Noodlemug. by poofart96 August 23, 2023
Get the Skibidi Toiletmug.