sesh mott

Belligerently drunk finance professional, usually found asleep in Chinese takeaways

look at the state of that sesh mott

by oinofagnd November 26, 2016

Calvino sesh

The name of a session in which the chaps gather to binge on carbonated drinks, usually riddled with extraordinary amounts of caffeine. Activities to take place on a calvino sesh may include; pegging it round the local park at 4am, refusing to sleep, aimlessly gaming on almost every single game on the hosts console, eating horrifically cheap and super tasty sugary snacks, etc.

Last night's Calvino Sesh was an absolute insanity, aye, chaps!?

by Kane Calvino Winning June 30, 2020

sesh dad

The Sesh crews dad. That either funds most of the Sesh. Or makes sure no one dies. Same as a sesh mum. But a little more masc and financially stable.

Chris - how was your Sesh?
Dave - great. Greg hit full Sesh daddy mode and made sure I didn’t die.

by Sesh daddy May 28, 2019

fifa sesh

A period of time whereby two or more friends play, either against eachother or against strangers, online matches on FIFA football. The session will end once a player(s) are satisfied either their opponents or themselves have been suitably beaten over the course of however many matches took place in the session

Do you fancy a FIFA sesh tonight?

Sorry mate the girlfriend is coming round later, but I've got time for a quick game

by Pliskin89 January 29, 2016

vom sesh

(n) pronounced like a shortened version of vomit session

means a short, temporary period of time in which someone vomits repeatedly, then is fine afterwards

person1: I heard Mary threw up during lunch today. Is she okay?
person2: Oh, yeah, she's fine. It was just a vom sesh.

by slanglastsforever March 16, 2009

Sticky Sesh

The act of sticking your dick inside a peanut butter jar and then fucking the crevice between two couch cushions, immediately after.

Robby: "Yo Randy, what are you up to today?"
Randy: "I don't know man... the wife and kids are out for the day. I think it might be time for a good ol' sticky sesh"
Robby: "Home you have a leather couch..."

by StickySteve69 April 24, 2018

mup the sesh

Cork slang , used when your having cold ones and its a banger,

"Dean kearney has 24 cans of tesco lager and he is on his way down! Mup the sesh!!

by Coldones September 09, 2017