Jive Five

A band that plays many-a-instraments, including cell phones, vacuum cleaners, cups w/ water, bags of chips, slot machines, animals and voices to create music thats worth listening to once or twice.
There is a new cover band of the Jive Five.

And by the way Colin-Sucks
by ol' finny mcgee March 31, 2004
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jive turkey

it's an antiquated phrase for pricks, basically, but my friends would like to revive the word and give it a positive conotation similar to 'awesome'.
"I just got my LICENSE!!!!"
"That's sooo jive turkey!"
by Raleford January 04, 2006
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Jive ass turkey

(n)

Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.

1. A person who talks about what they don't know.

2. A bull shitter.

3. An insult.
"You jive ass turkey"

"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."

"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"
by 9G FORCE May 21, 2010
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jive turkey motherfucker

A totally clueless scumbag-conman-bullshitting-cocksucking asshole who is so obviously fucked-up to anybody with half a brain but thinks he's cool.
Rush Limbaugh is one real jive turkey motherfucker!
by EDYudaman December 30, 2010
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Pogo stick jive

The act of violent sexual intercourse, woman on top, as defined by J-Rod.
Melanie and Alex were walking into the woods to do the Pogo stick jive after school.
by Mad Myk October 11, 2009
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jive turkey

We are having a vegan thanksgiving with jive turkey and all the fixings!
by jilmn November 03, 2010
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cb radio jive

The incoherent language spoken by African Americans on the CB radio that can be understood only by another fellow African American CB radio user.
sounding to a White person, "Bla Wa Na Wab Bla Bla Wa Na Bleb Dab Wab Dod Nob Bla Bla Bla Da Mutta Fuckka Dare Brake Brake"
by Maxwell June 27, 2004
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