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Jive Five

A band that plays many-a-instraments, including cell phones, vacuum cleaners, cups w/ water, bags of chips, slot machines, animals and voices to create music thats worth listening to once or twice.
There is a new cover band of the Jive Five.

And by the way Colin-Sucks
by ol' finny mcgee March 31, 2004
mugGet the Jive Fivemug.

Jive ass turkey

(n)

Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.

1. A person who talks about what they don't know.

2. A bull shitter.

3. An insult.
"You jive ass turkey"

"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."

"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"
by 9G FORCE May 21, 2010
mugGet the Jive ass turkeymug.

jive turkey

it's an antiquated phrase for pricks, basically, but my friends would like to revive the word and give it a positive conotation similar to 'awesome'.
"I just got my LICENSE!!!!"
"That's sooo jive turkey!"
by Raleford July 25, 2008
mugGet the jive turkeymug.

jive turkey motherfucker

A totally clueless scumbag-conman-bullshitting-cocksucking asshole who is so obviously fucked-up to anybody with half a brain but thinks he's cool.
by EDYudaman December 30, 2010
mugGet the jive turkey motherfuckermug.

Pogo stick jive

The act of violent sexual intercourse, woman on top, as defined by J-Rod.
Melanie and Alex were walking into the woods to do the Pogo stick jive after school.
by Mad Myk October 10, 2009
mugGet the Pogo stick jivemug.

jive turkey

We are having a vegan thanksgiving with jive turkey and all the fixings!
by jilmn November 3, 2010
mugGet the jive turkeymug.

cb radio jive

The incoherent language spoken by African Americans on the CB radio that can be understood only by another fellow African American CB radio user.
sounding to a White person, "Bla Wa Na Wab Bla Bla Wa Na Bleb Dab Wab Dod Nob Bla Bla Bla Da Mutta Fuckka Dare Brake Brake"
by Maxwell June 27, 2004
mugGet the cb radio jivemug.

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