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John

Hes pretty stupid. He has some things in his search history you don't want to see. Fuck you John.
by FuckyouJohn March 11, 2022
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John

by BlueEyedBish August 19, 2019
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John

Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!"
What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.
by Nicholeeee337 June 13, 2019
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John

Omg did John do that
by Johnisdabest February 10, 2022
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john

the best couple in the world. definitely should date each other sometime. cutest couple ever! i ship! johva for lifer! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥 soulmates. will definitely have 3 kids together maybe 5. they will live a happy and joyful life together as they sail the world! john and ava!
john meets ava.

john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!

john: that’s me hon

ava: ofc i will baby!
by johva December 10, 2021
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John

john is obese
by osama bin ladin 69 420 666 March 11, 2019
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john

someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.
dang john too drippyyyy.
by xrxxxcday July 26, 2021
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