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That boy i fucked last noght had a tiny john
by Uncle babatubde February 6, 2020
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The sweetest boyfriend you can have. Good in bed and treats you like a princess. He enjoys hiking and has the sexiest hair and smile. You'd be lucky to find someone like him.
A: The guy John standing there is SO cute!
B: OMG YES can I date him too?
A: nah he is mine.
by griddamtimb November 7, 2018
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A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.
There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?
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Omg did John do that
by Johnisdabest February 10, 2022
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Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!"
What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.
by Nicholeeee337 June 13, 2019
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Funny,Tryhard,Gets Mad Easily,Great Person,Perfect Personality,
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The man of any girls dreams. He may be a bit overweight, but he really doesn't care. He acts shy and awkward when in public, but his feelings are strong. He gets horny very easily, and his rock hard dick sends girls in awe. Johns are great men to have as a boyfriend.
John may not act like it, but he's great in bed!
by Yosher January 2, 2017
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