oprah normal

When someone presumes you are, or pretends to be, intensely normal. Living in a world where only monogamous and proper sex occurs, (no group, gay or illicit) where no-one ever does drugs or speaks out politically and everyone can afford expensive furniture.

John and Mary arrive home late from a group sex hot tub party to discover their daughter's boyfriend Rocko is over visiting. Rocko is stunned as his girlfriend's parents light up a joint and offer it to him. "Why so shocked Rocko?" says John inhaling, "we're not oprah normal you know. *koff!* *koff!*"

by wenched March 22, 2006

Normal Person

Normal Person (noun) Any person who does not have a moving avatar on napalm riot

That person has a moving avatar, they are not a normal person

by crazycycoclcown October 24, 2010

normal stuff

Common actions and/or things. Anything not abnormal.

Has Johnny Depp ever done any normal stuff?

by amishdude May 18, 2016

a normal child

oof so ur here to huh i cant help you but.. bining a normal child help ur mom all day give her a creepy ass smile

mom: WHY CANT U BE A NORMAL CHILD
me: ......stop

by UvU_wolf_ May 22, 2021

A normal person

Doesn't think kruzzlez will become the next hokage

A normal person thinks kruzzlez won't become the next hokage

by saltie ench October 10, 2020

Normal Rape

The Act of which you use, Rope, Ball gag, And a Drill
Rope used for hog tying down the victim
Ball gag, for not letting them scream
A Drill, used for taking down their door on your way out of their house

To Normal Rape Some-one you must first be in their house
Ask for sex, they say no
You then begin to take out the rope
hog tie them
stick the ball-gag in their mouth
RAPE them
then leave and steal their door

Tim Normal Raped me after i told him i didn't want to have sex with him

by Cycoongod1 December 20, 2008

Normal Tuesday

When your pants are pulled up so far to the point where your cock is being sandwiched by both balls in a vertical fashion.

"Look how far his pants are pulled up. His dick is being sandwiched by both balls in a vertical fashion." "That's called a normal Tuesday."

by Doodles is Hung January 1, 2020