Normal Tuesday

When your pants are pulled up so far to the point where your cock is being sandwiched by both balls in a vertical fashion.

"Look how far his pants are pulled up. His dick is being sandwiched by both balls in a vertical fashion." "That's called a normal Tuesday."

by Doodles is Hung January 1, 2020

Normal Friday

Good Friday for those who don't have religious feelings about it AND don't have the day off.

"Hey man, got the day off for Good Friday?"

"Nah, I'll be celebrating Normal Friday with my coworkers this year."

by AlexMA January 21, 2013

normal person

a person that is a male or female and likes the opposite gender

person 1: im super straight person 2: just say your a normal person

by imanormalhumanwithnoflags July 21, 2022

Normal Life

To make a soundcloud and become a solo artist

" Zayn Malik left One Direction to have a normal life"

by BoobearxxHazza March 31, 2015

Normal human

A person who doesn't like the Boston Bruins. Also known to not drink mimosas.

Look at that normal human not drinking a mimosa and wearing a Nashville Predators jersey.

by Harlinschic February 22, 2021

normal expenses

1. rubbers, condoms, abortions, etc

2. a post-craigslist STD test/pregnancy test

3.a Paying for her when you go on a date, possibly to a hotel room

3.b Getting in a taxi to make that date possible.

4. Buying her five drinks when it i'll probably take ten to make her fuck you

5. craigslist inspired phrase that is difficult to comprehend.

6.

"I am looking for a open minded best friend who will help me, not looking for escorts or to have to pay someone other than normal expenses."

by WAG IV January 29, 2010

Normal friends

Three words, Roblox sex, confusing friends, confusing yourself and mixed emotions, also colours, a lot of colours.

She is pretty, I would like to be Normal friends with her

by Balake CostaRica January 19, 2021