Fresher spread

Three meanings all used interchangeably:

1. Like fresher-five : gain weight hence spread

2. Fresher flu - flu which spreads like wild fire because freshers can’t keep their hands to themselves

3. Freshers ‘spreading of legs’

Returner Grace: gee John that fresher spreads hitting you hard, I swear you’re twice the size since I last saw you!
Fresher John: Fresher spreads got me in more ways than one. I’m sick as a dog.

Returner Grace: Yeah well you know why, you woulda got it off that girl you were hooking up with last Sunday night. Bloody fresher spread alright.

by Royal exchange April 22, 2020

Babybatter spread

When you have reach an erection and have rubbed to hard and a slow white paste has left the tip of the penis and have to spread your dingdong across a flat object.

Yo bro I had to do a babybatter spread last night

On a towel tho right

Nah Jessica's stomach

by 2t0y2le1r February 7, 2021

Chocolate spread

Where you smear chocolate all over your dick and put it in a girls arse and she shits on you dick then she puts your cock inbetween two bits ago bread making it a chocolate spread sandwich

Yo bob see that girl over there , well we preformed the chocolate spread last night

by Borris fat chode November 5, 2020

stimmy spread

When you obtain your stimulus money and purchase food that one would not normally eat.

Keoki got his money and laid out a “stimmy spread” fit for a king...

by Geo fence March 18, 2021

Wonder spread

When you fuck a bitch with a yeast infection so hard you sit back and watch her pussy rise like a loaf of bread

Yea bra, bitch was yeasty so I gave her a wonder spread

by Alcophonic September 23, 2019

Clam spreading

A female taking up a “man spreading” pose.

I was on the metro and just needed room, yup, I had no choice. Clam spreading (group of women high fiving)!

by psychodynamic santa November 6, 2017

spreading the nutella

Code for taking a shit.

Bro 1: What you doing?
Bro 2: Spreading the Nutella.

by Itwatudo March 6, 2017