newb lube

Newb-lube is a cream, ointment, balm, or bodily fluid produced or used as a result of inability to deal with exercise.

"better newb lube your inner thighs before this run", "Second leg day since starting back and I was still leaking newb lube", "Bro, your face is leaking newb lube"

by tuffneck November 14, 2013

Gay Lube

A straight guy's worst fear, gay lube is IV methamphetamine when used with any other male. The sexual desire created by a slam of meth is so strong, and the stimulant effect so extreme, that when with another guy, any male will be on their knees sucking his dick. Women will no longer be interesting to the man after this because of liquid gay, or gay male semen.

Gay Man: "Want to try slamming some meth?"
Straight Man: "Sure, why not..?"
*straight guy injects*
Gay Man: "How do you feel?"
*straight guy doesn't respond because he is licking the gay man's anus*
Gay Man: "Ha... good!"
Newly Gay Man: "Your shit tastes like god!"
Gay Man: "I knew gay lube would work."

by FaqBasher January 15, 2022

peg lube

Grease to allow dry sometimes sticky "pegs" to ease into their respective owners holes.

Hey honey grab that Peg lube outta the drawer, so I can get it in easier.

by AwesomeSoft August 19, 2017

pube lube

Small bottle of dung juice used for anal sex.

You bring the jonny i'll bring the pube lube

by Jason Winchcombe June 27, 2004

quick lube

Oral sex performed for lubrication purposes rather than inducing climax.

By the fifth go it took a quick lube to get it back in.

by TheyWillStillKnowWhoItIs October 16, 2010

Boob lube

The art of taking the condom off after sex and rubbing it on a girls boobs

Person 1:So how was the date?
Person 2: Good, she let me do the boob lube.

by boobs6969 June 30, 2019

chili lube

The act of using diarrea as an anal lube after eating mexican food.

Que pasa.. Maria'a backdoor was a little tight, so i used some chili lube to slide my gordita into her fish taco..

by Bigg D January 6, 2007