juciy jousting

When after getting you and a friend's erection wet and imitate the act of jousting using your penis an the lance

"Dude Brian and Eric we're juciy jousting last night"

by Dignum April 25, 2019

dick joust

an action between two men where each points their erect penis toward the other and performs an approximation of a joust: through the movement of hips alone, the two penises are to slide past one another until one man's penis touches the base of his opponent's. this participant is considered the winner of the joust and, according to custom, is entitled to a hand job from the loser.

Tim and Peter are headed upstairs since Peter lost the dick joust.

by FVTRSM July 25, 2021

Rainbow jousting

When two men of different cultures touch tips vigorously

Hey buddy wanna do some rainbow jousting later

by SisterFister69420 April 18, 2019

bannana jousting

The act of proving dominance by jousting with your penis

BANNANA JOUSTING IS FOR REAL MEN

by Realboi57 May 24, 2017

Shit Jousting

When two participants hold hands while lying down on their backs, with their legs in the air, so that their assholes are pointed at each other, and both participants projectile shit at each other.

My boy Chris and I are going Shit Jousting tonight!

by Ruckus Rawson July 8, 2022

tuna jousting

Tuna Jousting is the aggressive grinding of labia between two lesbians.

After an aggressive night of kissing, Tine and Jennifer decided to try some tuna jousting.

by RealLucid1 June 30, 2020

Mattress Jousting

Yes, it is a game played in college frat parties but has nothing to do with actual jousting. It is the act of two male parteners who are clearly intoxicated partaking in the act of sword fighting (this is where the jousting comes from) with their wangs on a bed (mattress).

It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.

Frat boy: Hey, Jason, do you want to go mattress jousting later on tonight?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am

John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?

by ogwannabee July 27, 2009