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sex case

A person of the rapey persuasion; somebody who hears "yes please" when everybody else hears "fuck off and don't touch me, you dirty dirty minger". Sex cases can come from all walks of life, but are united by the all consuming urge to sniff your discarded underwear, whilst fapping off to childhood memories of being emotionlessly beaten by their cold and distant father.
Yeah, I wouldn't go out with him, he's a right sex case. You know he's on the register for perving through the nursing home windows and wanking off?

That Josef Fritzl turned out to be a proper sex case, didn't he?
by whatsittoyou87 September 27, 2010
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slight case

A come back when someone is being exceptionally stupid.

This is a short form for "a slight case of the downs" implying that they have a mental disability but not a severe one. Typically this is defined when someone is caught being completely weird by themselves, being a little bit too clumsy or doing something without thinking at all !

Someone who has a slight case can also graduate to a "Full Case"at any moment without warning ! be alert
walking into the house to find your mom having a full conversation with her dog.
"wow mom, slight case"

"hey man, did you hear about Lexie tripping while holding a pie?"
"yea ! She's got a Slight Case "

*text from Mitch*
"Yea, its a problem when you wake up with a beautiful girl beside you and you somehow passed out before attempting to bang..."
Slight Case Moment
by CoreyLynne April 6, 2017
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Worst case

Having explosive diarrhoea and not being able to handle it, which causes making you upset and depressed and you just can't make it through the day
Friend 1 : "are you guys going to that party tonight"
Friend 2 : "don't think I'll make it, I have the worst case"
by Shlong#1 February 6, 2017
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keith case

Dude, I can totally see your keith case. We're just watching infomercials.
by awwwwyeahh360 April 25, 2014
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Toilet Case

Refers to Republican, right wing, christian men who engage in secret bathroom sex.
Can also be applied to these same people that post spread butthole pics to grinder.
Hypocrite.
Toilet case R Sen. Joe "Toe Tapper" Handwhacker of Alabama was caught in a Tuscaloosa toilet sting conducted by local law enforcement after complaint by locals.
by DrRubbish May 24, 2016
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Case Cookie

A basic fuckboi that drops in on women's DM's here and there just to stay on the bench. Tends to take multiple gym selfies so that people know he works out. Similar to a dudebro and uses phrases words such as shred and bless up. It's common for a Case Cookie to have Justin Bieber hair and wear sun glasses in daylight.
As they're everywhere, a Case Cookie is somewhat easy to sight. The only way to know for sure is to talk to/observe one. Case Cookie's can be heard saying there's not enough alcohol present to get them drunk. When there is enough they often use the excuse that a certain type of alcohol affects them in unforeseeable ways, while purposefully being vague. This is just a way to maintain their fratboi rep.
Case Cookie uploads picture of a healthy meal on social media: Bless up

Cake Cookie: Bro, there's not enough alcohol here to get me turnt.
Person 1: You're in luck bud, I've just picked up a couple bottles of vodka.
Cake Cookie: Oh no, me drinking vodka is a badd idea. This one time at a party...
by Maddawg120 May 24, 2018
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Case Whore

Someone who's always buying new cases for their phone even if they already have many
Ashley"I need a new case for my phone
Jessica"wow you're such a case whore
by girl whettt June 21, 2016
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