Nickelodeon

Used to be the most wonderful channel ever. It aired great shows like Doug, Rocko's Modern Life, My Brother and Me, Weinerville, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Clarissa Explains it All, and Are you Afraid of the Dark. Then one day some bonehead decided to cancel all those shows to make room for a whole bunch of GARBAGE new shows. Those shows include Unfabulous, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Avatar, Zoey 101, The X's, Mr. Meaty, Romeo, and other shows that are a complete waste of time. If Nick was smart, they'd cancel all those new shows and return to it's originality and quality programming.

Little Kids: Come on! Romeo is on! That show is SOOOO cool!
Older Kids: If you watch that pathetic excuse for a show, then you're an idiot! If you're watching anything, it's our tapes of Old Nickelodeon!
Little Kids: (after they've seen the REAL Nick) Boy, I'm not watching those stupid new shows anymore! What was I THINKING?

by Eric Y. August 29, 2006

Nickelback headache

A type of excruciating pain affecting the entire head for several hours after listening to a selection of tracks from the derivative Canadian schlock-rock band, Nickelback.

Note: The headache can develop into a full bodyache if the person continues to subject himself to aural torture.

Possible side effects include: shopping at Wal-Mart, driving a Hummer or pickup track, loss of vision, loss of sex drive, alcoholism, and a possible desire to listen to the same song over and over and over again.

"I was driving, on my way to work, but I had to pull over and call in sick...another damn Nickelback headache..."

"At first, I thought that Staind was playing, but by the time I realized my error, it was too late, the intense throbbing and anal leakage had already begun"

by BallBusta9000 December 23, 2008

nickel city

buffalo, ny

Dont slip when you ridin thru that nickel city.

by buff city homeboy July 10, 2009

sweet nickels

An expression of approval for something neat, or awesome. Usually said in relation to an action. It is not a descriptive expression for a noun (i.e: not "that chick is sweet nickels!")

Similiar to "cool beans."

Dude # 1: Dude, school's closed because of the blizzard! Wooooo!

Dude # 2: Sweet nickels!

Dude # 3: You're such a fag.

by Matty "Matt" McMatt December 16, 2007

Sodium Nickel

Two elements dat represent nani
Like Nobellium Uranium, is intellectual term but for surrendering when u or other person in conversation got burned a lot
Also used and only by smarty bois

You: ur mom gay
Person: ur dad lesbian
You: UR MOM BIG GAY
Person: UR DAD LARGE LESBIAN
You: Nobellium Uranium
Person: Sodium Nickel?!?!

by RoyelPixel ._. October 11, 2018

nickelodeon

A TV channel that reached its peak in the 90s with shows like Salute Your Shorts and Rocko's Modern Life. But in about 2000 they said "Let's cancel the good shows and make new shows so new kids can watch crap without knowing!" So they introduced crap like Fairly Odd Parents and the New All That and canceled all the great shows. But in 2001 Invader Zim came out. It was like the Second Coming but it was of course canceled. hen in about 2006 they went to the bottom of the Crap hole with "The Naked Brothers Band" but like all Nick shows it was canceled. Now there are stupid shows like "Back in the Barnyard" and "True Jackson VP". SpongeBob is good though.

7 year old kid watching back in the barnyard: "OMG!"

adult who grew up in 90s: "That sucks!"

7 year old: "no it doesn't"

adult: "here i have old nickelodeon tapes"

7 year old: "It's not called nick?"

adult: "no"

7 year old: "ok show me tapes"

kid after seeing tapes: "Nickelodeon sucks now!"

adult: "see i told ya"

by IAmNotSashaFierce March 22, 2010

Nickelback Republican

A person that lives in modest to poor conditions that votes for right wing and tea party extremist because they identify them as ass kickers and macho... even though it is most likely detrimental to their personal finances.
Believes ALL the problems in America are created by welfare queens, homosexuals, Muslims, illegal immigrants, atheists, and LIBERALS.
Comparable to a redneck or an asshole or a tea-bagger and usually a douche-bag.
Thinks that a Red Dawn event would be a good thing to get rid of all of those "pinko quairs" that hate 'Merica.

A Nickelback Republican believes EVERYTHING that is put on the air on Fox NEWS as is a fact rather than opinion.

A Nickelback Republican Worships Sean Hannity; Bill O'Reilly; Chuck Norris; George W. Bush; Ronald Reagan

by false pair o dime October 1, 2012