Nut Neighbor

When 2 or more dudes have had a vasectomy done by the same person.

1: Dr Nutgrabber did my vasectomy a year ago
2: Bro, he did mine too! We are nut neighbors!

by PuddinPack September 2, 2023

Neighbor driver

when your passenger in the front seat gives you directions but you know where your going.

stop being a neighbor driver I know where I'm going

by KYL35T0N3 August 1, 2020

Duff Neighbor

Duff meaning: Dreadful Ugly Fat Freak of a Neighbor.
A neighbor you dread to see out of their house who is ugly on the inside and out. Morbidly obese, fat, and unfortunately seems to scantily clothed most of the time. A loud ass freak who strives to be obnoxious at all times. They tear around the corner and down your street in their reinforced made for fattys' vehicle like a crazy freak, regardless of any pets or kids that may be in the road. You try to live your life but this Duff neighbor makes it virtually impossible to exist within a 3 block radius without hearing their loud ass bi-polar blabbering. This Duff neighbor likes to do the flubby dance while being hit by the jet stream of a water hose which has been known to cause temporary loss of vision for passer-bys.

I thought they had found the house of their dreams until I saw their Duff Neighbor across the street.

The cat never saw that Duff Neighbor coming.

They don't make fences high enough to completely drown out their Duff Neighbor.

by Sass sha J May 29, 2010

Third Favorite Neighbor

It's what your neighbor calls you when he is such a pussy that he cannot tell you he don't like you

Hey Garrett you're my third favorite neighbor

by Third favorite neighbor July 10, 2018

fake nigga neighbors

The fake nigga neighbors, the ones that lives in Camden, New Jersey in North America, in the Northern 39.94° and Western 75.105° hemisphere, especial the ones that are in their backyards at night or mid-evening that talks about a bunch of NOTHING for no reason, what so ever they bomb and band blasting music like there's no tomorrow then have a nerve to play frequency as if their lives can't get any worse. They know how to talk nonsense and are blunt gaslighting liars, they will stalk you for their fun or joy or whatever... They are usually high or drunk. They will waist your time in anyway or form possible. Trying to prove a delusional point of view. They even shot bults in the air. They knock on their wall. They are impulsively repulsive in any form, on purpose. They don't care. They hate everyone including their selves. Why you may ask, nobody know. Their untie is built on hate. SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED IN ANY SHAPE OR FORMATLY. NO MATTER WHAT.

Person 1: Hey, do you here them there making a lot of noise out there.

Person 2: It's just them fake nigga neighbors that nobody wants to be around, again.
Person 1: Why. They keep bothering you again.
Person 2: Yeah, they keep on saying a bunch of nothing again.
Person 1: It's alright, because they'll got tried around the morning or when they deem they need sleep.

*12:00 AM*~ and there still up

by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 2, 2025

Neighbored Fixatun

when you and your neighbor are bored as hell and do some shat to make you un-bored

Well Jimbo, we just neighbored fixatun.

by Murmantskable February 24, 2022

wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor?

something Daniel the Tiger says at the start and end of every episode of "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood" and my 4 year old ass loved it.

Daniel the Tiger says, "Wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor?"
neighbor replies, "Fuck off."

by krusont March 7, 2022