national grab ass day

on april 8th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by wh0re;) April 8, 2022

National Slap Ass Day

At oct 22. It is the National slap ass day.

Oh i want to slap my friends ass because its the National slap ass day today.

by HampeKuken123 October 22, 2020

National Grab Ass Day

Stfu it’s not a real day stop harassing people .-. If you guys actually celebrate this day, fuck off 🖕🏻

Guy:It’s National Grab Ass Day, wanna go?
Guy 2: Ew no you sick fuck, stop harassing women.

by Ew.... May 18, 2021

National Eat Ren’s Ass day

National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022

national grab ass day

on June 18th, it's national grab ass day.
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.

just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by asofhas June 17, 2019

National Eat Ass Day

on October 21st is the day you get to eat ass

Prepare to get your ass eaten or eat someone's ass

Yo it's National Eat Ass Day lemme get yo chocolate on my lips

by That One Your Married To October 20, 2020

National Grab Ass Day

A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!

dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.

by paranoidnbroken November 19, 2019