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napoleon buffet

During the time of the month, you fuck your girl and creampie her ass. And enjoy all 3 flavors
My man was very hungry last night, he had the Napoleon buffet all night.
by chef P.B.M. March 3, 2015
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Napoleon Dynamite

A bedroom manoeuvre that is taken from defiling a perfectly innocent Neapolitan Tub. You place your first 2 fingers in the strawberry and your pinky in the chocolate. Can also be referred to in slang as “Two in the pink and one in the Stink!”

Oh, it may also be the name of a very funny movie, but it does not feature this described act. Vote 1 Pedro!
Last night was perfect. Took the wife out to dinner. Came home and treated her to the best dessert… Napoleon Dynamite *Boom!* she went of like a firecracker 🧨
by Fluffy Gruffnutz March 2, 2025
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Napoleon Dynamite

Hey Napoleon Dynamite. What. Ur some Stupid shit fuck ass Faggot.
by weed69 May 14, 2015
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Napoleon

"Napoleon" is a noble way to say goodbye
"I'll see you next sunday. Napoleon!"
"Alright, see you then. Napoleon!"
by Napoleonnomomom January 28, 2024
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Napoleon

Napoleon Bonaparte was one of the most successful generals of the French revolutionary armies. He was emperor of France from 1804-14, and in 1815. Napoleon Bonaparte (1768-1821) is regarded as one of history's greatest military leaders.
Solider: sir, the ship is going down!
Napoleon: there is nothing we can do.
by OKitsnathan9579 September 23, 2023
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Greasy Napoleon

A Greasy Napoleon is when you smother a small man in a lubricant (such as cooking oil) and leave him to die in a dilapidated shack on an isolated island.
"Trevor had sex with my wife, so I gave him a Greasy Napoleon."
"That's really fucked up."
"He had it coming."
by BleachLover43N15 September 6, 2020
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Napoleon

Hahahahaha he's doing it to his employees now that is fucking hilarious. If I don't get out you all get pulled in...
Hym "The funny thing about Napoleon is... Nothing. I don't have a joke here. I just need to use the word Napoleon before I hit submit."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2023
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