n00b (n.)

An individual that plays a particular multiplayer game less than 15 hours a day, thus causing him/her to be less skilled at that game than the person calling him/her a n00b. N00bs are usually classified as having a job, an active social life, and possibly a lover. These things are reviled in the "gamer" community, which means that n00bs are hated with a passion in their circles.

Player 1: You're such a n00b (n.)
Player 2: No, I just have a life irl. lal

n00b (n.) by Little Jon February 23, 2007

n00b scrub 

what people call other people on live or psn when they don't want to prestige on mw2

person 1: you should prestige you're a level 70
person 2: i don't want to
person 1: whatever n00b scrub

n00b scrub by NothingFi April 30, 2010

n00b cannon 

an over powerful gun used in various video, generally a sawed off shotgun.

"I thought that guy was good, but then i saw he was using a n00b cannon"

n00b cannon by The Mad LBB September 29, 2003

n00b cannon 

1.
A channel operator on IRC who racks up vast numbers of kicks - usually in channels where people won't stfu and rtfm

2.
An IRC channel which draws bunches of lame n00b's who get kicked (cannoned)frequently. (Usually ANY *nix related channel..)

1.
<Foo> !kick Lamer1
<foo> !kick Lamer2
<RogerD> Foo is in his n00b cannon mode today..

2. <RogerD> You can't even talk in #linuxhelp anymore these days cuz of all the kick messages. The place is a n00b cannon!

n00b cannon by FinalPhoenix February 14, 2004

n00b juice 

Special juice emitted from a n00b. Stinky and thick.

*Frank slips on disgusting n00b juice.*
Frank: "Effing n00b juice!"

Joe: "Ewwww smelly!"

n00b juice by rockgardenlove November 9, 2008

n00b store 

an awesome store you can access on Pure Pwnages website www.purepwnage.com where you can buy awesome apparel seen on episodes of pure pwnage and so liek unless your a total n00b go to it

n00b: haha my I pwn n00bs shirt I got from teh n00b store totly liek pwns you n00bs shirts
pwnerer:(punches in balls) I pwned you... fucking n00b(steals shirt and runs)

n00b store by Jeremy Pwnage July 30, 2008

n00b cannon 

An Auto-sniper in Counter-Strike. That's coz noobs hide in corners and don't wanna be seen. And it shoots fast.

WTF?! U N00B!! WIV UR FOOKIN AUTO N00B CANNON! admin plz kick him!

n00b cannon by The ME-meister March 15, 2005