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N00B-Os

Originated from the free game Crossfire from the person G-U-M.

N00B-Os is a type of cereal that are meant for the typical n00bz0r. It is very popular in the black market as it is illegal in Canada, USA, and North Korea. The reason why it is banned is because Steven Harper, Obama, and Kim Jong Il think that they are not the typical n00bz0r. n00bz0rs typically tend to eat N00B-Os for breakfast as they are the typical n00b. N00B-Os should not be used for anything else but eating breakfast.
"OMG YOU NOOB GO EAT N00B-Os!! ITS YOUR TYPICAL BREAKFAST!"

"N00B-Os! Perfect for n00bz!"
by The Rice Paddy expert :D February 25, 2011
mugGet the N00B-Osmug.

n00b$layer

a noob that is a slayer
- Hey n00b$layer, how are u furry¿

- I told u, IM NOT A FURRY

- Yes u are.
by Cat'o July 2, 2022
mugGet the n00b$layermug.

pwn n00bs

A word used by uber nerds who play online games, used to indicate their domination over those new to the game or those with less skill.
Moron:"I'm going to pwn so many n00bs today"
Idiot:"The last time u said that u were the one getting pwned!"
Moron: "Shut up idiot! Are u going to help me pwn some n00bs or not?"
by Mr.Toarster July 25, 2004
mugGet the pwn n00bsmug.

n00b out

1. (transitive verb) To do something poorly; to fail; to give up.
I'm gonna n00b out on my French test and get like no points.

"Did you guys win the game?"
"No, I n00bed at and missed the shot at the buzzer."
by Smokey Rivers December 17, 2006
mugGet the n00b outmug.

n00b cannon

Though usually applied to the automatic shotgun, can be any gun that a player uses to kill an "l33t" opponent in the Half-Life modification, "Counter-Strike"
dude wtf using a <de/awp/mk5/knife> u luser and ur n00b cannon tat's the only way you culd beat me cuz i'm jesus
by Jethro December 6, 2003
mugGet the n00b cannonmug.

n00b nade

A weapon in many FPS games that include the "n00b nade" such as BF2 or SoF2 give the user access to M203 or GP35 lauchable grenade from underneath the gun. Usually 1 hit kill weapon, the "n00b nade" is typically fired by someone who can't kill someone with bullets.
SparkZ: "omfg why wont they stop n00b nading? This is LAME!"
XomB: "give em a break, how else are they gonna kill ya? :)"
by xomb1 August 2, 2005
mugGet the n00b nademug.

noob, n00b

A idoit that can't do anything. can't fight his way out of paper bag
anyone who plays counter strike or speaks 1337(leet). Posers. Anyone in the -{75th}-
by N-oooooo-b October 5, 2003
mugGet the noob, n00bmug.

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