An Equestrian Mum in her 30s to 40s who loves to brag about how amazing her children are at Horseriding , this woman wears jodhpurs, knee high equestrian socks and dubarry slip on loafers even though she hasn't sat on a horse in about 10 years. Accessories include yappy Jack Russell with Cath Kidston dog jacket and leather lead, chewing gum, oversized Gucci Sunglasses and latest iPhone. BEWARE this woman cannot reverse her brand new Ifor Williams 511 horsebox so she loudly looks for assistance off the 'little man'
by Ginger Cash March 1, 2024
Get the Land Rover Mummymug. by Onearmedcat October 28, 2025
Get the Mummy Dickmug. A general term for a womans breasts, by goodness look at those mummy bags. i bet she doesn't know i was staring at her mummy bags
dear Natalie the other day i couldn't help but look at your mummy bags, i went into the bank and saw her mummy bags, those bag certainly could feed a whole army
by Jed Clampet February 8, 2008
Get the mummy bagsmug. The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around ones genitalia and and then proceeding to eat said fruit roll up.
by Surgeon Dictionary July 19, 2025
Get the Yummy Mummymug. Mum/Mummy is a godly, beautiful, loving, euphoric, funny, kind, silly and the weirdest person you will ever know. She will always have your back, more than your friends do!
by Madison Butler January 23, 2019
Get the Mummymug. A Sweet Mummy is the act of wrapping a fruit-by-the-foot around a man’s penis. Then proceeding to consume it with your mouth off the fallus.
by hotsasserking69 May 10, 2025
Get the Sweet Mummymug. A bootyhole mummy happens when you wipe your Ass after taking a shit and some toilet paper gets left behind and dries up.
Jim: (pulls down underwear) What the fuck is this white stuff!!?
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb
by Yungcoke64 November 28, 2017
Get the Bootyhole mummymug.