Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.

I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry

by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017

jahvi teri mummy

Jahvi teri mummy is a person with a humongous cock who likes to fuck your mom

hey look at jahvi teri mummy, their cock is so big!

by rodrick heffleys cum sock November 21, 2021

Mummies little man

when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Callum Tetley)

You are such a mummies little man

by BIGTUNT April 18, 2022

Bootyhole mummy

A bootyhole mummy happens when you wipe your Ass after taking a shit and some toilet paper gets left behind and dries up.

Jim: (pulls down underwear) What the fuck is this white stuff!!?
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb

by Yungcoke64 November 29, 2017

BeJroooomun Being mummy

A mummy fied BeJrooOOMUN BEING as in womun or mun. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙.

I invented and made and created BeJrooOOMUN BEING mummy's. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙..

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 08, 2021

mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.

Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...

by NootNootProductionz February 08, 2021

ur mummy a fuckin gummy

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.

Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*

by Daboder2 December 30, 2018