yard mullet

A yard mullet is what happens when you mow the front yard one day, but leave the back yard for another day. This leaves the grass in the back yard longer than in the front, giving your yard a mullet. It gives your neighbors the impression that you are a master of lawn care, when you are actually sporting some serious "party in the rear" action. Acceptable reasons for a having a yard mullet include lack of time, lack of motivation, the need to drink beer with one's friends, or any combination of these.

I mowed the front yard yesterday, but (it got dark, it got too hot, I got drunk) before I could cut the back. I'm rocking a serious yard mullet right now.

by lawnboy517 October 31, 2011

Color Mullet

When people dye the top half of their hair one color and the bottem half another color. Usually seen on girls with lots of layers. Originated by Shakira when she dyed her tips black while her hair was still mostly blond.

Look at that girls color mullet, that can't be natural!

by ShineTilly October 3, 2005

mullet suit

Jeans on bottom, shirt and tie up top.

"shirt and tie over jeans could be the clothing equivalent of the mullet: business in the front, party in the back." -- Baumgartner, thereby coining "mullet suit"

by Frist Bill February 5, 2009

pubic mullet

Trimming the pubes on and around the penis while letting your ball hairs grow out (usually for the winter). Was in style in the eighties but has since been frowned upon. Still is a common way to wear your penis in most southern states.

It's kinda sad really, Grampa can never grow a pubic mullet again cause his balls are going bald.

by genegine October 14, 2006

Mullet Mobile

Generally American pony cars from the mid 1970's through the mid 1990's. Cheap, v8, rear wheel drive, and semi-sporty suspension. However, any cheap and quick car driven by white trash can be considered as such. Often seen accompanied by pick up trucks with large tires and dog boxes. Can also be found rotting on cynder blocks with the transmission hung in a near by tree. Most useful for compensating for small mullet size and attracting pregnant smoking women.

Mullet Mobiles are fun to drive, but I just feel the tobbaco spit oozing out of my skin.

by gammaradiation June 3, 2010

cunt mullet

A term describing an unkempt female pubis.

Heather was a girl with a glorious mane of red hair, but I always wondered if the carpets matched the drapes. Imagine my satisfaction when she removed her panties to reveal a bright orange cunt mullet.

by Enrique Suarez September 5, 2008

ass mullet

A long group of hair protraying a mullet that is protruding from ones ass

Chris is a poop stabber who likes it when his men have ass mullets

by byrd June 16, 2004