A dude that thinks he's a pirate, and owns a invective site with some witty social commentaries. He has little respect for anyone else, but that's funny.
by Travis Kraft May 14, 2005
Get the maddox mug.1. A male porn star from the porn site FreaksofCock.com. The site Freaks of Cock features a man, normally OG, sporting an inhumanly large penis, which is very likely fake. The fact that you never see his testicles, that he always has to hold on to it, and that his cum shots are of monolithic proportions all point to the fake qualities of the site. However OG is such a charismatic character that above everything Freaks of Cock is more of a site that a guy would visit while hanging with his bros just so they could laugh at the noises he makes when he cums and how generally hilarious he is. He is so popular and unique that he has been hailed by some as the New King of Porn. A true genius, indeed.
2. A good name to call someone in reference to the real OG Mudbone to either poke fun at their appearance or at their small penis in a sarcastic manner. Those who either have a short cut mohawk, wear grills all the time, or just talk like an idiot are prime victims.
2. A good name to call someone in reference to the real OG Mudbone to either poke fun at their appearance or at their small penis in a sarcastic manner. Those who either have a short cut mohawk, wear grills all the time, or just talk like an idiot are prime victims.
1. Guy #1: "Oh my God, dude, you have got to see this guy OG Mudbone."
Guy #2: "Who the hell is that?"
Guy #1: "He's the funniest porn star alive with the biggest dick ever!"
(Video ensues)
(OG Mudbone) "AWWWWWWWWW UNH UNH UNH UNH UNH UNH UNH YEAAAAUUUUWWWWWHHHH"
Guy #2: "Holy shit! That's like a literal gallon of semen! That can't be real!"
Guy #1: "Yeah huh!"
2. Person #1: "Hey, OG Mudbone, get your dumb ass over here."
Person #2: "Yo aw mang why'ya godda calm'e dumb and shi' ho' I'mean mahn I ain't so dumb as y'all thahnk."
Guy #2: "Who the hell is that?"
Guy #1: "He's the funniest porn star alive with the biggest dick ever!"
(Video ensues)
(OG Mudbone) "AWWWWWWWWW UNH UNH UNH UNH UNH UNH UNH YEAAAAUUUUWWWWWHHHH"
Guy #2: "Holy shit! That's like a literal gallon of semen! That can't be real!"
Guy #1: "Yeah huh!"
2. Person #1: "Hey, OG Mudbone, get your dumb ass over here."
Person #2: "Yo aw mang why'ya godda calm'e dumb and shi' ho' I'mean mahn I ain't so dumb as y'all thahnk."
by FatsDomino64 July 15, 2009
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For any pimply, pasty nerd thats too chickenshit to go get the mail outside because the deadly solar rays reflected by the moon will burn their skin like dried straw, they look to the Great Overlord Maddox as their guidance.
According to the teachings of the Great Maddox:
1. All computer nerds love Tabasco Sauce, because subjecting your tastebuds to a food condiment that'll singe the fuck out of your tastebuds is the best way to prove that your too fucking macho for your less macho peers. The testosterone increase from the burning pain will give you the balls you need to log back on IRC chat and give your online opponents a sound verbal thrashing, perhaps causing your nerdy rival to shoot himself in front of his webcam.
2. All computer nerds must routinely beat their women to reaffirm that they are the head of the house, and her main man. Doesn't really apply though, because computer nerds will remain virgins forever.
3. All computer nerds do what they want and feel. If a nerd does not want to go outside to Gold's Gym to do some bench presses or run on the treadmill, they don't have to! If a nerd doesn't want to lose weight, and just keep packing on some more weight from hot pockets, Pocky brand wood sticks, and root beer, he doesn't have to!
For any pimply, pasty nerd thats too chickenshit to go get the mail outside because the deadly solar rays reflected by the moon will burn their skin like dried straw, they look to the Great Overlord Maddox as their guidance.
According to the teachings of the Great Maddox:
1. All computer nerds love Tabasco Sauce, because subjecting your tastebuds to a food condiment that'll singe the fuck out of your tastebuds is the best way to prove that your too fucking macho for your less macho peers. The testosterone increase from the burning pain will give you the balls you need to log back on IRC chat and give your online opponents a sound verbal thrashing, perhaps causing your nerdy rival to shoot himself in front of his webcam.
2. All computer nerds must routinely beat their women to reaffirm that they are the head of the house, and her main man. Doesn't really apply though, because computer nerds will remain virgins forever.
3. All computer nerds do what they want and feel. If a nerd does not want to go outside to Gold's Gym to do some bench presses or run on the treadmill, they don't have to! If a nerd doesn't want to lose weight, and just keep packing on some more weight from hot pockets, Pocky brand wood sticks, and root beer, he doesn't have to!
Maddox isn't your role model and god. Fucking go outside and do something with your life. If you are any sort of a real man, you should be able to think independently rather than copycatting another loser.
Or you can just perceive Maddox's Best Page In The Universe as very clever satire of common misconceptions of manliness and machoism.
Maddox basically states that "men":
1. Are always insecure about their sexuality, and hates fags because of that.
2. Do stupid thinks to make people think they're really "men".
3. Engage in random acts of violence from testosterone poisoning.
4. Own an entire harem of expendable wives.
Or you can just perceive Maddox's Best Page In The Universe as very clever satire of common misconceptions of manliness and machoism.
Maddox basically states that "men":
1. Are always insecure about their sexuality, and hates fags because of that.
2. Do stupid thinks to make people think they're really "men".
3. Engage in random acts of violence from testosterone poisoning.
4. Own an entire harem of expendable wives.
by C Tan November 16, 2007
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Can also be used in a friendly manner with friends only, strangers will take offense.
Really spelled as one word, muddaskunt.
Can also be used in a friendly manner with friends only, strangers will take offense.
Really spelled as one word, muddaskunt.
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