Mr. Derp

Quite possibly the best South Park character ever created. Temporarily replaced Chef in the episode "The Succubus." His name is derived from the word derp which has been used for centuries for no particular reason.

"Chef is gone, so let me introduce myself. I'm your new cook, Mr. Derp!" (DUN DUUUUUN)

by Mr. Derp owns you August 29, 2005

Mr. Sommerville

A hated person with an overload of sass who is very annoying. He is also very short, and typically bald.

OMG Mr. Sommerville just posted another porno.

by asdfgyujm, May 27, 2018

Mr. Nightmare

The most prominent YouTuber in the horror community. Uploads allegedly true scary stories submitted by viewers along with imagery, music, and effects that make it entertaining asf. Recently hit 5 mill on YouTube. From New York. Does not interact with his fans much but we do know his real name is Tyler Benjamin Ventura and his mother recently had cancer.

Kohn Jasinski: "Bro i'm funna hop on Youtube what do I watch"
Jwayne Dohnson: "bro you gotta fr watch Mr. Nightmare dude's one of the best youtubers alive"
Kohn Jasinski: "ight bet"

by unintelligent human June 29, 2020

mrs. titsball

she thinks she a freaking saint. But she's the opposite. She keeps dead bodies in her closet of the art room. She really likes to dig holes and climb in and tak ea picture and post it on instagram.

ayyyyyy mrs. titsball biiiiiiitttttccccchhhhh oh sorry saint titsball

by clobamacare November 13, 2019

Mr. Jeans

A Teacher at The Hockaday school who seems cool at first but is actually really cool. He sometimes gives out test that are hard af.

Mr. Jeans gave us another history test and I’m so stressed.

by CrazyGranny23 September 26, 2019

mr flores

Another word for "pedophile" its more polite and isnt as inimidating of a word when said to people

Josh:What happened Anthony?
Anthony:I was hurt emotionally and physically by a Mr flores

by Jason z February 1, 2014

Mr. Comatose

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.

"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."

by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 14, 2017