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mouth whore 

Any individual who is known for having a wang in the mouth - perhaps even multiple wangs at one time. A mouth whore is so obsessed with having wangs in or around his or her mouth that on the odd occasion that there is no wang in the immediate vicinity, this person will waste away just thinking of how many wangs might fit in his or her mouth on a good day.

Antonym of mouth virgin.
Phil Collins is the biggest mouth whore on this planet.
mouth whore by LeeboZeebo April 18, 2005

mouth ween 

similar to a ball gag, but with a dildo instead of a ball. It is to be placed in one's own mouth for self inflicted sexual torture and for erotic stimulation. Often used by closet homos and S&M enthusiasts.
When I get home, the first thing I will do is strap on my mouth ween!!!

Since I bought my mouth ween, I'm never lonely on Friday nights!
mouth ween by trick booty July 27, 2006

mouth full of vaseline 

When one speaks to you and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person speaks uncontrollably and babbles without any flow or direction. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" and cut one of thes unfazed individuals off.
Man, that guy was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?
mouth full of vaseline by Brentus August 23, 2005

Mouth Orgasm 

When you get an amazing feeling in your mouth. Eg. An 'orgasm' in the oral area (Mouth)

1. When you're in the shower and you turn your head and the spray brushes your lips. And it tingles.

2. When you eat something that tastes so good you just had an Orgasm in your mouth.
"OMG I just totally had a Mouth Orgasm"

Mouth St. Helens 

The act of 6 or more men surrounding a female who is kneeling down between them. Each male takes a turn ejaculating in her mouth and she is not aloud to spit or swallow the ejaculation. When the last male ejaculates in the females mouth, she will lay on her back and the last male will spread apart his buttocks cheeks and sit his anus directly over her mouth. He then reaches both hands behind his back and slaps the females cheeks causing the ejaculate from the females mouth to shoot out into his anus.
If ever involved in a mouth st. helens I will attempt to ejaculate quickly.
Mouth St. Helens by Gooch83 May 5, 2009

mouth shitting 

1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.

2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.
1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.

2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!