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Mozzarella Spank

Slamming the bag of frozen grated cheese with gusto in a sexual manner to loosen it up and help thaw. Use of kneading the firm frozen cheese to make it smooth and ready for topping.

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My girlfriend has been distant lately and she often needs a mozzarella spank to get into the mood.
by ThatguySmiitty August 7, 2022
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Mozzie

Watch out Jit, that redneck is pulling out a mozzie”
by Superdonkey2 December 21, 2022
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MOZZI

Fake it til you make it Mozzi Bro.
by 100%NZmade April 5, 2023
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Mozza’s

Just popping down to Mozza’s, do you need anything?
by junglejonty April 11, 2023
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Mozziesquito

The accidental Combination of Mozzie and Mosquito
That was a huge Mozziesquito
by NotAMelonistic July 20, 2023
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Mozzy syndrome

An individual with a mental illness worse than down syndrome
Often with the side effects of the individual looking "well fed" Aka "FAT AF"
by Whoelse021 August 11, 2024
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mozzy

a ”online” and “in real life” threat to society who is richer than your family.
yo mozzy is so cool i love how rich he is.
by ilovemozzy1234uwu January 1, 2024
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