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Bayango mongaley

A universal phrase for anything sexual or insult realted
"Fuck him hes such a bayngo mongaley"

"I want you to suck my bayango mongaleys"
by Rorytheracingcar7 May 24, 2021
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Mongaggle

If you have more than one mongoose, you would have mongeese yet if you have more than one set of mongeese then you are dealing with a mongaggle.

The only thing that can wipe out a nest of snawks is a mongaggle.
When the snawks roll out and they are snaking around the town they better have their fangs ready in case they slither across some fiesty mongaggle
by Trippinbillies20 February 25, 2011
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Montana Miscarriage

The Montana Miscarriage is a compromise for your prude wife to finally give into anal sex "what she doesn't want to do", and in return you get her pregnant, "which you don't want to do. The miscarriage part comes when you reneg on the deal by not pulling out and jizzing in the vagina, but instead, staying the course and dumping the children into the butthole.
Wife is super pissed, she wants another kid, and I closed on a Montana miscarriage.
by jmc1971 September 8, 2020
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Gaylord Mongington

1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.
1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies

Jeremy:(sigh)

Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).

Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no.

Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no

John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.
by Killamanjaronation October 27, 2011
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Hanna Montana

You should go Hanna Montana in the privacy of your own room.
by Robagel August 28, 2013
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Montana Stanky Drank

The act of farting in a jar and then putting it in a freezer, turning it into a solid. Then you have a friend (or anyone) over to your house and then you offer them some water. Instead of putting ice in the water, you put your fart in. This causes them to drink your fart, and their drink will smell really bad.
Carl: Dude, this water smells like shit. What's wrong with it?
Tyler: You just got Montana Stanky Dranked!
by Dirty Goolash October 30, 2009
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Hannah Montana

A horrible Disney Channel show.

From Wikipedia(Since I'm too lazy to define it myself):

Miley Stewart is a regular teenage girl leading a normal life with the problems of zits, boyfriends, friends, parents, etc. But under the alias Hannah Montana she's a pop superstar singing sensation. Only her two best friends, Oliver and Lilly, her brother, and her dad/Manager/Producer know about her double life as a singer and she tries to keep it that way.

So in other words, it's your generic, bad acting, and in this most unfortunate event, bad SINGING Disney-Fucking-Channel show. They call this show Hannah Montana.

Don't ever watch it, or you will have to be prepared to rip your eyes and ears off. Or change the channel.

Her songs feature typical pop-style music, about her mostly singing about herself, and how she's "not your average girl".

Oh, she also has a horrible accent. Be prepared to rip your ears off.
Random Hannah Montana Lyrics:

"You go the movie premieres (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But schools cool cuz nobody knows"

"I can be glam-or-ous
Just like you see in all the magazines"
by Chocolate OVERLOAD September 7, 2008
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