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chasing the mona

Forever chasing the high you got from your first trip to Mona
An air of melancholy surrounded Mette as she lay in the park on a pubie blanket. She wasn’t quite ready to acknowledge to Max that she might forever be chasing the Mona
by Smooax September 3, 2020
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ooga booga snooga mooga

seeke keekee asked ooga booga snooga mooga where his bat was
by iiiiiiiiiiiivan October 14, 2021
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mong button

generally defined as a wikberg
he likes to press my mong button
by jessicasarahl May 18, 2010
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bog mong

UK Slang … to go for a ten-minute rest in the toilet, or bog. Usually to alleviate the ill effects of a hangover whilst at work.
"You seem a lot more lively."

"Aye, I've just been for a bog mong."
by Alfredo Garcia September 29, 2008
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OMG MONGO

A phrase used when one is angry or fustrated at someone.
Bob:I slept with your wife.
Bill:OMG MONGO!
Bob:I know.
by coco3 August 5, 2009
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monta vista

A place where whites are a minority.

A place where 75% of students go to a school in the University of California system.

A place in which there is so little to do outside of school, students resort to drugs, alcohol, and sex for entertainment, to drown away their sad lives.

A place where the worst of students are white, the mediocre students are Asian or Indian, and the best of students are not defined by skin color, but by brilliance.

A place where the worst students (dumb white people) are intimidated by Asians and Indians, not because of race or percent of population, but simply because the dumb white students are too stupid to take their example and actually do their homework and try in class.

A place where smart white students are rare, but when they do occur they are at the top.

A place where housing is REALLY expensive, but the second you cross the borders of the school district, prices drop by at least 20%.

A place where people fight for curves, cheat, sabotage tests, and even try to steal test keys, just to get a better grade.

A place where most students have artificial goals in life, given to them by their parents, to be “biologists” or “doctors” or other hot job market careers like that.

A place where rich parents of 16 year olds buy them a Mercedes for their birthday.

A place where students are so sheltered from real life that they fail college miserably, and not necessarily in the academic sense.

A place where I, as one of the rare white students with good grades, am very glad to be leaving for college.
As a noun:
"When you visit Monta Vista, look at all the spoiled, ingorant kids and thank god you're not one of them"

As an adjective:
"This place is so Monta Vista. I mean, who would throw a chair through the window, triggering the alarm and calling the cops, just to steal the copy of the final exam two days before its given?"
by ceiling kitten May 26, 2006
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mona lisa

Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece.
Steve: "what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?"

Bob: "He jacked off to it"
by mark101 June 12, 2008
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