moist clutch

A very wet cake shaped like a clutch handbag.

"Can't wait to enjoy your moist clutch"

by Moist clutch August 31, 2017

moist clunge

The stickiest slimiest poon to be ever recognised, a word used to repulse females in a instant and broaden the smile of males. Mentioning these combination of words together in front of ones family while cause instant dishonour.

That's some moist clunge, you ready to go in deep?"

by Maximum spunk December 30, 2016

Moist Piglets

Little piglets that love to get moist

Wow those are pretty Moist Piglets over there

by Captain Sometingwong July 27, 2017

Moist Milton

It's like a wet willy, but with the big toe. Moisten your big toe and stick it in an unsuspecting victim's ear.

"I'm going to give you a moist milton later."

by i_love_rollerskating October 9, 2022

Moist Chicken

When a dude bust a nut on greasy chicken and stick it into the female's anus. Then the dude eats it while the Chicken is still in the female's anus.

"I'm going to do the Moist Chicken in you tonight."

by Milkw June 22, 2017

Moist watermelon

Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.

A - U wanna play Moist watermelon?
B - Im down

by Anon_ymus February 8, 2021

Crack Moist

The female erection.

Cassie knew she would crack moist if she saw that hot guy from work again.

by Chips Mckenzie May 25, 2011