Macked Off The Shart

When you smack that yart so much that you fart and shit at the same time

Yo Benny’s mad smacked off the shart

by swpp11 May 19, 2025

Monked

that moment when a surface is deceptively complete—like a first impression, a facade of perfection—while beyond that threshold, the deeper, unfinished chaos waits, unseen. In short, a monk is a pretense of done-ness—a doorway that lies, inviting you to look closer.

As I stood in the doorway, it all looked perfect, like a finished painting—but stepping inside, I realized it was a monked, a façade of completion hiding the unfinished work beneath.

by Flim-Z March 29, 2026

Vagina Mocker

The Male equivalent to the Female Cock Tease, however very rare to encounter.

girl#1: OMG! like do you see that guy over there, he is so hawt!!!1!1!11!!
girl#2: dont even waste your time, he is such a Vagina Mocker.
girl#1: What do you mean?
girl#2: HE WILL MAKE A MOCKERY OF YOUR VAGINA!!!

by general tso's dog May 13, 2009

John Mocker

The name John is Gay and white, but when the full name John Preston Mocker is there then you know he is an OMEGA GAY

See John Mocker, I heard he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's PP

by DKO1 December 15, 2019

John Mocker

A white Faggot becomes an OMEGA GAY when full name is John Preston Mocker

Looked at that John Mocker, did you hear he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's dick.

by DKO1 December 15, 2019

Getting Mucked

Two men or a group of men getting drunk, then having anal sex

We planned on getting mucked after the bar

by Jayson870 September 16, 2025