MILF

A sexy mom!

Hiiro: hey, Aro.. look at that MILF

Aro: Hiiro, don't call that lady that word!

by Blackpeacock10000 July 29, 2020

MILF

Mother I'd like to Fuck
Mother I'd like to Facebook...lol

Boy 1
Damn... Check out that hot woman that just moved in next door.
Boy 2
She's got all those kids with her.
Boy 1
Yea... She's a MILF

by Collegeboy126 August 25, 2016

Milf

Wrong website

Look up milf on pornhub

by Lilymitchell March 3, 2020

MILF

Mom I'd Love to Fuck- Middle aged woman, married, who is a Mom. She is sexy and always gets comments from neighbors and strangers about what a great fuck she would be and how you want to cuckold her husband and have sex with her. Her son is flattered when he hears these compliments about his mom.

I have heard from my friends and neighbor that my wonderful and loving Mom, Maureen, is a MILF. I am so proud to be her son.

by JoeSon4 September 11, 2020

Milf

The word “Milf” means Man, I Love Frogs

“Look how cute this frog is.”

“Milf!”
——————
“Aww look it’s a frog!”

“Milf!!”

“Same!”

by ArcticFrog March 1, 2023

MILF

man I love frogs

A: do you love frogs?
B: MILF.

by idk i just want to write sum March 14, 2021

Milf

Any female over the age of 25 who, A) Has at some point in time achieved at least an 8.5 on the Scale of Relative Attractiveness (SRA). And who B) Has a SADR (Sexual Attractiveness Depreciation Rate) significantly lower than the average SADR at -.33 sexograms bi-annually. (Must be -.125 or less.)

Dude, she's like 42 and still looks like a babe. Total Milf!

by ClothyMonster May 15, 2011