messec

Yiddish slang term for "Cool."

Aww yeah foo', I'm pimpin' it messec style...

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

messah

a word that is associated with OCD, it usually means something that is displeasing to the person in any way: physically, mentally and emotionally.

1. Z: bro that abit just spit in my eye when we were talking
T: WEEE! MESSAH!

2. That girl has had sex with 4 guys, its a messah for me bro.

3. Z, i had to take the killer messah shower today...the messah handwash isnt working

by MESSSAHHHHHHHHH January 21, 2004

Messenger Puppet

1 - A non-virtual, real world equivalent of a sock puppet.
2 - A non-virtual, real world equivalent of a proxy.

"Either you have a very lacking scholarly grasp of the applicable laws in this matter (which I find unlikely considering (various matters)) or following your "meeting" with the partners were simply acting as their messenger puppet on (date). "

by Wink Dinkerson January 21, 2006

Message board whore

A person (usually a female or a flaming male) that persists on commenting on every single poster that is currently logged in. This person typically has excellent typing skills, chugs coffee or energy drinks, pretends to have a life outside the cyberworld and acts as a politically correct person. There is no way of getting away from these types of people while logged in as they silently lurk, watching you post and then strike at the most oppurtune moment to break you down. Message board whores ramble on constantly and make pages of the message boards fly by worse than a slot machine.

Jim: Hi all! How's everyone doing today?

cloggergirl: Hi Jim! I'll bet you been a naughty boy after what I read last night. I just got done planting my tulips hee hee. Have you seen Honey1234? She and I are best pals! What's for dinner tonight? Oh my I'll BRB. Okay I'm back. Oh phone call! Okay back. Are you still here? Hello? ggghhh!

Jim: Fuck you silly bitch! Message board whore

cloggergirl: WAHHHHHHHHHH! What did I do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Mrs Patooty June 9, 2009

messejajs

an autistic fag youtuber who needs to drink bleach and die

you should consider messejajs
please committ messejajs

by Asukon June 2, 2016

Depressed-Messed

(adj.) When someone's really screwed up and has personality issues because they're actually depressed about something and don't want to admit it.

"Hey, that kid over there is really weird - he doesn't even smile. He got so angry when I said hi"
"Don't worry about it. He's just depressed-messed"

by NeonForever72 May 21, 2009

Desk messaging

When you have a conversation with someone while writing on a desk, table, etc.

Mostly done at school with a pencil on a desk when you're ridiculously bored. You write messages for other people in other periods, and someone else who's ridiculously bored will reply-thus, a desk message!

Desk messaging is the way pilgrim kids used to text message.

by JustxKidding October 2, 2009