The Melvin

The Melvin is an intermediate sex position… it ain’t hard but it ain’t easy, you just got to be big. anyway, its where you pick a broad up and lock the creases of your elbows under the creases of her knees and wrap your arms around her back and lock your hands and you get to bumpin homie!!!

Bro I hit that girl with the Melvin and she ain’t leave me alone.

by jayjohnnn July 13, 2025

Melvin

The pure embodiment of a person who has nothing and never will. A term often used in the brutal slander of an individual.

You're such a Melvin. This guy pulled the ultimate Melvin moment

by TrueGigaChad October 3, 2021

Melvin

The nerdiest name to ever fucking exist. Also the funniest name to ever exist.

Joey: who's that guy sitting alone at the lunch table?

Bobby: oh that's just melvin

by xxgamermanxx420xd July 3, 2022

melvin

Melvin can be very controlling, over protective and great detective skills He is not afraid to speak up if he has too ,, don’t get melvin on your bad side but overall he’s a good person

Hey, is that Melvin he’s cool

by James ouston February 4, 2022

Melvin Money

Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.

Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.

“Yo dog nice Tesla” -Rando dude
“Yeah thank Elon for helping me get that Melvin Money”

by Estretoseten January 26, 2021

Melvin

1) A weird name, like the marshon front Looney Tools
2) A name for a frontal wedgie

1) Melvin just died
2) I got an atomic Melvin from the school bully

by TheButtLickerMan June 6, 2018

Melvin

The sexiest handsome man in the world. He gets all the milfs and bitches he wants. He is also a machine in the gym and destroys his workout partners every time. He is also the best in video games and gives you punches when you look stupid.

Melvin the ultimate Milf banger

by Hucvkc November 23, 2021