The Melvin is an intermediate sex position… it ain’t hard but it ain’t easy, you just got to be big. anyway, its where you pick a broad up and lock the creases of your elbows under the creases of her knees and wrap your arms around her back and lock your hands and you get to bumpin homie!!!
by jayjohnnn July 13, 2025

The pure embodiment of a person who has nothing and never will. A term often used in the brutal slander of an individual.
by TrueGigaChad October 3, 2021

by xxgamermanxx420xd July 3, 2022

Melvin can be very controlling, over protective and great detective skills He is not afraid to speak up if he has too ,, don’t get melvin on your bad side but overall he’s a good person
by James ouston February 4, 2022

Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.
Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.
Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.
by Estretoseten January 26, 2021

by TheButtLickerMan June 6, 2018

The sexiest handsome man in the world. He gets all the milfs and bitches he wants. He is also a machine in the gym and destroys his workout partners every time. He is also the best in video games and gives you punches when you look stupid.
by Hucvkc November 23, 2021
