mega blunt

a blunt with 2 Oz's of weed

I'm going to make a mega blunt with an O of shwag, 1/2 an oz of AK and 1/2 of purple haze

by douchebaginator December 8, 2006

MEGA AHNOLD!!

A super hero. Has many powers

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

Mega City

A totally fictitious, phoney-bologna fake made-up city name featured in the Anthrax song, "I Am the Law".

And you won't fuck around no more - I AM THE LAW!
I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW!
Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW!
Because in Mega City ...
I AM THE LAW!!!

by Telephony August 28, 2014

Mega Goat

A goat with massive balls,A native to Mentone California.Its the leader of the goat herd.

Alan: dude check the mega goat its got huge nuts!!!!!
Sean: stop lookin at it!
Alan: I cant they are huge!

by Dorklin Mcflinchnutts April 20, 2010

Mega Chillum

A device for smoking cannabis,used in conjunction with lungs,bottle bags,waterfalls and buckets.

A Mega Chillum must hold a minimum of 2 and a half decent bucketsworth of skunk or burnt rocky,and be able to pull in once without leaving second burns,this is neccesary to achieve the term "Mega"

"gonk pass me the mega chillum"

"i was stoned to fuck after 3 lungs through the mega chillum"

by gonkyboy April 26, 2007

mega crabs

Like regular crabs, (the sexually transmitted parasite that lives in public hair) except several times bigger and more uncomfortable.

1. "excuse me, do you have anything for crabs?"
2. "sure, right over here sir"
1. "Mega crabs.."
2. "dear god sir, i beleive..your fucked'.."

by Jim, King of Ghana November 28, 2007

mega fuckboy

just like fuckboys, they live among us, except they also have girlfriends

abel isn’t just a regular fuckboy, he’s dating taylor. HES A MEGA FUCKBOY!!!!

by mustyass December 18, 2018