e-meet

e-meet (verb, transitive )

To first encounter a person via electronic communication, texting, internet: especially social media, teleconferencing, and VOIP.

I e-meet new people on Facebook, and we can become close friends, even though we have never actually met in person.

by Heartonsleeve June 30, 2020

menage a meeting

Meeting with three parties of differing opinions, Hopefully pleasant and not contentious,

I have an onsite "menage a meeting" with the SC-Public Utility and the City of Lethargy and I hope everyone decides to play nice.

by oceanswimmer January 13, 2011

Dorm Meeting

Epic waste of time; pointless and redundant

Wow, that 45 minute dorm meeting about how to make my bed was an absolute waste of my time.

by Byrd Carter May 9, 2011

Douche Meeting

The time of the month that all of the college kids get together at a restaurant or bar.

Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.

by jdupon21 January 4, 2010

Side Meeting

When people are gossiping in the office

Ypu better stop having these side meetings and come together as a Team.

by Flint Chitown connection June 12, 2018

Curiosity meeting

The first non-date date when you meet someone in person for the first time that you have met via an online dating service.

So I’ve been talking to this girl / guy on an online dating site and we’ve got a curiosity meeting tonight.

by YesItsReal August 31, 2017

toolbox meeting

Essentially a meeting where some pompous egotistical twat of a manager gets you into work outside of hours to download a bunch of rubbish information you probably already know.

Man I had to attend a toolbox meeting for work this morning. We’ve talked about the same safety issues 4 weeks in a row now.

by ellieamee November 5, 2019