maxence

Lovely communist-queer-genderfuck unicorn who stab "Distress" guys with its hot juicy horn.

That man is a real Maxence ! So hot.

by Pik-sel June 11, 2017

Maxence

Maxence is the most beautiful and precious soul on the planet. An angel in disguise.

The vast majority of people will find her weird, but her cute and quirky nature is what will attract the person that just wants to care for her and love her no matter what because she deserves that and soooooo much more.

Bitches will be bitches and be envious of her. I mean you can’t blame them cause this girl is EVERYTHING.

She’s got amazing taste in music. A heart of gold. Loyal and more trustworthy than anyone. Has a SNACCALICIOUS body. The right amount of sass and ass. Can be a damn fiend in bed.

But above all, is the closest thing to perfect you’ll find on earth so if you know a Maxence, go tell her. She probably doesn’t know it and deserves it.

Josh: Look at my girl Lauren isn’t she hot and fiiiiiiiine as hell?!
Kyle: Ahaha yeah. But don’t get ahead of yourself though. She ain’t no Maxence.

by Lil Wizzy July 7, 2018

MAXED THE FUCK OUT

Hardcore, balls out, pissing your pants Billy Madison style partying.

A state of mind that occurs after a night of binge drinking, coke usage, acid tripping, etc.

Usually, a session of pre-pregaming mixed with idiotic advice from friends, and a couple of unwanted pregnancies stem from a night of being MAXED.....THE FUCK OUT.

AJ: Dude, its totally alright to come inside of her, just as long as you pull out immediately after you bust.

Alex: (After doing 6 keg stands back to back, while snorting an ounce of molly and battery acid) Yeah....? Uh....yeah, fuck yeah.....yeah!!

Six months later Alex discovered that he was the father of 5 kids to an Ethopian tramp that searched random college parties, so that she could have sex and possibly gain citizenship through her unwilling victim. What a fucking slore.

Warning: MAXED THE FUCK OUT is a product that should be used sparingly and rarely. Also MAXED THE FUCK OUT is not meant for everyone. Please seek medical attention if: your bladder, splein, intestinal tract or kidneys begin to hurt. Terminal cancer, as well as, depression, suicide, and unwanted pregnancies by random Ethiopian herpes infested sluts may also occur. If you ever experience the need to run down the street, eating a bucket of fried chicken and covering yourself in green jello, then you've probably watched "Demolition Man" too many times.

by I Just Don't Give a Fuck October 10, 2011

Maxell

A prick/bitch, he talks shit, says he is white and is a pussy. has the most punchable face.

yo, look at that Maxwell, don't you just want to slap that face. He's a bitch
Maxell: a bit

by Himatbye January 9, 2019

2 the maxxx

Said by friends when something extreme occurs.

"After that bottle of Jack he sculled Dwayne was fucked up, 2 the maxxx!!!

by TROYum May 3, 2005

Maxwell

Maxwell's are a special species of stupid. They are always Gay.

Maxwell's is an idiot

by Trump is cool November 5, 2019

The Maxwell

Two parts patron tequila and one part red bull (or the energy drink the bar is affiliated with) on the rocks and enjoy.

Patron: Excuse me barkeeper, my fellows and I shall have The Maxwell please.

Barkeeper: what I fine choice there sir. You must be out tonight to fuck shit up.

Patrons: why yes we are.

by Maxwell FSU June 8, 2013