macsterbater

someone who uses their mac to repeadetly masterbate
sometiems using porn, sometimes not

Tom " Ed is such a macsterbater, he jacks off to his mac book pro all the time."

Mike" Yah i went over to his house yesterday and he wasn't even jacking off to any porn

by turmanjidurk May 18, 2010

Masterbational

Something sooooo totally badass that right at that moment you want to drop your pants and have a massive wank.

Star Trek was so masterbational that I wanked super hard right in the theatre and shot the screen with my dick cheese.

by BuGzeeYY June 14, 2009

masterbout

to think about someone during the act of masterbation; often someone who is seemingly, or literally, sexually unattainable

"I need to stop masterbouting my ex and move on."

"Yeah, I've been masterbouting your ex too, sorry man, I can't help it."

by LFatheistgirl February 12, 2009

Masterboat

v. The act of self-motorboating

Dude, that chick's boobs are so big she can masterboat!

by Motorboat233 January 4, 2011

Masterbatable

When a person empowers the qualities of such supreme attractiveness that simple thinking of them for just a moment causes your loins to tingle and burn.

This one particular gentleman I know is so masterbatable that thinking about him in any way makes my mind and my pantys a mess.

by Bogus24 August 26, 2017

status masterbation

A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.

-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?

-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.

by andmybow February 20, 2014

maskerbation

Oxygen deprivation resulting from mask wearing while masturbating.

Jim passed out while in a mad fit of maskerbation.

by Shempleton February 4, 2021