Portuguese Mango

The FT King, Portuguese Mango

‘Have you been on Twitter and seen that incredible tweet from Portuguese Mango?’

by OakleyT_ On Twitter February 23, 2021

Mango Loco

The biggest scam monster energy has ever put out

Dude I hit the Powerade button on the vending machine and it gave me Mango Loco what the fuck

by And that’s on a whole stack June 23, 2020

Marvelous Mango

Someone who is incredibly fun and sexy. They have a genuinely lovable personality, and somehow always know how to make you smile. When you're around them you can't help but feel like the luckiest person ever. A marvelous mango is guaranteed to be exceptional in bed. Their amazing body guarantees you'll be into them no matter the time of day. You could cut the sexual tension around them with a chocolate strawberry.

Wow, she is amazing! She is my marvelous mango!

by NYtraveler June 6, 2013

Couch Mango

A Couch Mango is a project team member, located in a tropical locale, who has indeterminate skill, role or authority, but who fits in seamlessly with the locals and can tell you all the gossip within a week or two.

Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.

Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.

Do you know Bert? He has has only been up here in Townsville a week or two. I wasn't even sure of his name, but the taxi driver this morning told me that he's very skilled, and is helping him find a better job. I think he might be a right Couch Mango. Let's invite him out for a drink after work - he'll know where to get a good feed.

by Nafftastic January 18, 2013

emo mango

something that relates to secret devils scribbling black eyeliner over precious angelic drawings.

(when someone draws black over a drawing to make it look gothic or dark): Hey! don't make my drawing look so emo mango!

by shineeboo December 10, 2009

Mango Brain

Where your brain is so dumb it is mushy and smooth like a mango. (similar to Smooth Brain)

"This guy couldn't name any country."
"It's because he has mango brain."

by Mxrlyn November 17, 2020

Mango Cat

Mango cat is a popular Instagram artist best known for her smooth animation style. She is also the future overlord of heaven and hell and will rule this dimension with an iron fist. She is also very kind, caring, and beautiful.

“Mango cat is my favorite artist”
“Mango cat left mangoes under my Christmas tree last night”
“Mango cat took over the government”

by Anon 3598 October 8, 2019