banger management

when a girl is so hot that it upsets and angers you that you can't get with her.

John: You did you see Stacy's moms ass?
Peter: Yeah. BANG BANG BANG
John: I wish. (sigh)
Peter: Sounds like you got some banger management to work out.

by Jesus Crust December 13, 2010

management minga

A slightly lower form of life than the common cretin. A management minga will typically enrol in generalist 'management' courses that don't teach any specific skills. Akin to learning how to breathe, the study of 'management' is practically useless. This has been demonstrated through the inability of these mingas to gain employment after graduation. I mean what are they going to manage? Are they going to be employed as as 'managers'? Most are also very unfortunate looking, hence the minga label.

"Hey what are you going to study?"

"I want to be a management minga. I cant wait till after uni- I won't have any specific skills and some HUGE company will hire me as a manager"

"Hmmm, I take it you couldn't get into anything else...."

"Umm, yeah"

by Ben Jammin in yo momma crib October 5, 2006

General Manager

1. one who generally manages to be a fucking retard.

2. one who generally manages to make stupid decisions

3. one who generally manages to be a complete moron.

Ray Poulin is our General Manager at Best Buy.

by torn pantyhose December 9, 2008

mangerie

Male lingerie. Bras optional.

His suit lay crumpled on the chair, his shoes had been kicked off, and he stood before her, magnificent yet faintly ridiculous in his mangerie.

by wossy March 30, 2009

Carlson School of Management

A second-tier business school at the University of Minnesota where second-tier douchebags acts as if a 28 score on their ACTs and a B+ in their joke of a Marketing class makes them special. Graduates work in second-tier positions in second-tier companies and uses bullshit words, such as "leverage" or "collateral", to hide the fact that they're not as smart as they think they are.

John, that douchebag over there, graduated from the Carlson School of Management.

I should have known, he was using bullshit words like "collateral" during the 1 o'clock meeting today. Nobody knew what the fuck that asshole was talking about.

by Kevin Phong December 25, 2009

Wealth Management Sales

n. A selection of esoteric indiviudals that spend their time comtemplating selling various form of structured products whilst not actually selling any.

I am going to Tibet to seek out the monks, the lamas, and Wealth Management Sales.

by Doodey E July 30, 2004

managerized

When a manager's managing manages to set you back, sometimes to square one.

I was managerized today when my manager came by and erased my design on the whiteboard and replaced it with a picture of a formula that included a dog and chocolate cake.

by Jim W. December 12, 2008