Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."
Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"
Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"
Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"
Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"
by This isnt real April 20, 2010
Get the Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!mug. by Saudi prince Walter May 3, 2021
Get the Iron Maiden fanmug. Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.
You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"
Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"
Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012
Get the come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy comethmug. 
Iron Maiden are an English heavy metal band formed in Leyton, East London. The band formed back in 1975 by the bassist and primary songwriter Steve Harris. Their discography has grown substantially over the years and consists of 41 albums. 17 of those are studio albums, 13 live albums, 4 EP'S and 7 compilations. Bruce Dickinson is the front man of the band who began his career just fronting in pubs, then built his career path to new high to performing around the world as the frontman of Iron Maiden.
In my opinion, Iron Maiden are the best metal band of all time due to:
1. Intelligently written songs
2. Kick-ass guitar solos throughout their songs
3. An amazing lead vocalist of the band
1. Intelligently written songs
2. Kick-ass guitar solos throughout their songs
3. An amazing lead vocalist of the band
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
Get the Iron Maidenmug. by Czex June 5, 2022
Get the Hasn't Any Maidensmug. A dominant female. Large stature and superior been structure with at least one beneficial mutation in the LRP5 gene responsible for bone density. A strong woman of superior breeding quality. Not fat or skinny, just a large strong dominant woman.
1. “She’s not gay bro, she’s just a bull maiden.”
2. “Most men desire a shorter more petite woman that makes them feel large, a bull maiden is what a real man needs to produce superior offspring.”
3. Anthony- “hey bro you see that petite chuck with the fat ass, she’s so fine!”
Luke- “Nah bro I’m checking out Lassie the barrel racer girl, she’s a real bull maiden, I’m sure she’d love to get bred out by a hoss like me”
Ashton- “ew yall both nasty, I want one of them big ole cellulite beach whales, if there ain’t no cellulite it ain’t right”
Luke and Anthony- “……ew…that’s disgusting…you’re a real hawg for that.”
2. “Most men desire a shorter more petite woman that makes them feel large, a bull maiden is what a real man needs to produce superior offspring.”
3. Anthony- “hey bro you see that petite chuck with the fat ass, she’s so fine!”
Luke- “Nah bro I’m checking out Lassie the barrel racer girl, she’s a real bull maiden, I’m sure she’d love to get bred out by a hoss like me”
Ashton- “ew yall both nasty, I want one of them big ole cellulite beach whales, if there ain’t no cellulite it ain’t right”
Luke and Anthony- “……ew…that’s disgusting…you’re a real hawg for that.”
by Skywalker Luke June 30, 2025
Get the Bull Maidenmug.