double wicket maiden onion

deflowering a girl in both passages with the sole lubricant being provided by both parties' tear ducts.

did u see jbone with chunk's sister last night? supposedly went the whole way - double wicket maiden onion!

by winkle79 May 7, 2009

Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!

the way cool kids say thats what she said.

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."

Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"

by This isnt real April 21, 2010

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Iron Maiden fan

It’s ok if you’re an Iron Maiden fan as long as you know rush is light years better

I’m an Iron Maiden fan but i must say rush is a better band

by Saudi prince Walter May 3, 2021

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come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!

Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

by charlie dick(onson) January 24, 2012

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