myspace

1. A place where old, fat, balding men go to pretend that they are young, skinny, hot emo girls. If you can't see the "girl's" face, then she probably doesn't exist.

2. Also a place where people who have no real friends go to feel popular. Friend count is usually inversely proportional to real friends
1. A/S/L = 16/F/London

ACTUAL A/S/L = 45/M/Prison

2. Myspace Friends = 1000

ACTUAL Friends = 0
by NymphoQueen June 22, 2008
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myspace

the single gayest, lamest saddest waste of life and/or time on the internet. Use only if you are a complete loser with no motervation in life.
Tom: yo buddy wanna go catch a movie tonight?
Frank: nah man im gonna sit and hope someone comments on my myspace.
Tom: loser
by myspaceisgay August 23, 2006
mugGet the myspacemug.

Myspace

to put it simply:

1. a stupid fucking website where people waste their lives

2. all the fags/emos/assholes/losers have one
OMG! I'm such a faggot! I took a slutty pic a million times in my bathroom before i got it right! like OMG! Nnow i might get a friend on myspace!
by hagoo August 6, 2006
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Myspace

(Mai-spay-se) A breeding ground for filthy emo kids who would like nothing more than rant about how they loathe their weak existence. Alternately, it is widely used by scene kids to further pimp their own ego.
Myspace: a place for friends, but only if your friends are emo, or jock.
by Anti-your-face July 31, 2006
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myspace

Let's go view some MySpace's to see people we don't know!
by this is me August 31, 2005
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myspace

1)A website where goth kids talk about their problems and make fantasies about meeting someone
2) A site where a 75 year old male can look at picture of younger kids and hopefully "meet" them at an "arcade"
ONE DAY: hey look there are kids from myspace O GOODNESS they are cutting themselves!
NEXT DAY: Whered those kids from myspace go? Oh, thats right they are at the bottom of the river...shame.
by Jesus Chris aka the docta June 16, 2005
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MySpace

An amazing website with all these features listed below!

1. Adding a bunch of friends, who will NEVER talk to you! Nor can you keep up with them.

2. Seeing a bunch of emo's talk about their day and saying their lives suck! In other words, get stereotypical about it.

3. Look at almost everyones bad taste in music!

4. Emo's that aren't emos at all!

5. A bunch of preps from school you hate and you get to cuss them out without them knowing! But don't post your real name or they will find you.

6. See many women whoring themselves!

7. Alot of bad quality pictures that people will practically at gunpoint make you comment on!

8. Notice how it's copying other sites such as YouTube or Facebook!

So sign up today!
"I already have a YouTube account! Get the fuck away!!!"- General Radec pushing back annoying no life teens trying to force him to get a MySpace.
by General Radec August 10, 2009
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